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Shawn Southwick-King, Larry King’s Wife Has Nastiest Feet in the World

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Shawn Southwick-King Nasty Feet

As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.

When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!

The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready:

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Joe Jackson on Larry King – I’ve Never Abused Michael

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Joe Jackson will take any opportunity to pimp out his promotion company and the fact that they will be releasing Blue Ray discs. Death of his son attracted lots of media attention which in his mind needs to be taken advantage of and help his business activities. Last night Joe Jackson was on Larry King and was asked what the deal was with Michael Jackson saying that he was physically and emotionally abused and Joe Jackson twisted it right around and pointed out at beating of slaves. It was like listening to Reverend Al Sharpton all over again.

It’s really hard to decide who a bigger douchbag is – Joe Jackson or Larry King. I’m not a fan of Larry King so I’m kind of glad he was shut down with: “Listen now, you got to understand me. Don’t cut me off, Larry!” but the thing is, Joe Jackson needs to be told the same thing cause every spawn he lets out of his mouth is filthier than money donated for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.

Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

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Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

WTF? Looks like Ryan Seacrest has been giving Larry King some enjoyable prostate massages, because when Larry retires, Ryan is gonna take over the Larry King Show. That kind of means that CNN is going to give everybody who watches TV a prosatte massage. Actually, no… that’s no prostate massage, that’s fucking painful anal tear with no Vaseline.

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Ryan Seacrest is sucking CNN cock to get his gay ass on their regular programme and replace Larry King maybe next year. Ryan has already filled in for Larry on a number of occasions and Larry has had himself heard that he would pick Ryan as his successor. Larry has got to seriously love that prostate massage he gets form Ryan.

Seacrest has already forced his ass on American Idol, he’s got his own Radio show and works for E! and now CNN? And Larry fuicking King out of all? What has this world come to?

Janet Jackson Teaching Larry King How To Dance

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Janet Jackson was on Larry King‘s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.

Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.