Jillian Harris had her shot at seducing The Bachelor and failed. Now this fine lady is going to turn the wheel and have some worthless guys trying to stick their dicks into her vagina. Jillian Harris is the new Bachelorette and get this – she’s from Peace River in Northern Alberta. I’m from Northern Alberta myself. Not sure whether I’m proud or ashamed.

Jillian Harris was announced as new bachelorette at the end of The Bachelor: After the Final Rose, Part 2. Bachelor Jason Mesnick got a shot at massaging her tonsils with his tongue and grabbing at her Alberta ass in the hot tab (that’s just what was on camera, she probably sucked his cock off cam), but she was told to fuck off anyway in the end. Best friend my ass.

It’s all for the good. Jillian Harris is the new bachelorette and now she’s gonna be the one grabbing at asses of 25 eligible bachelors on The Bachelorette’s upcoming season. I wonder if I should apply, I know I’d be turned down, though. She wouldn’t be able to resist my sex appeal, but because I’m from the same province as her ass, she’d feel awkward. We probably have the same cousins. Maybe we even played doctors when we were little while our parents were inbreeding in the garden shed. We Albertans know how to party. Besides, she’s not my type. I fucking hate whores with speech impediments.

Below is the video with Jillian Harris and that annoying lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Jillian Harris is probably a lezzie herself. She’s a vagina muncher I can tell, but she’s also a desperate attention whore who will do anything, even play straight just to get on TV. Fucking Alberta inbreds, I tell ya!

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Ken Hutcherson – former football star turned reverent has been one of the loudest speakers against gays and lesbians. His health has not been serving him quite well for a few years and many a speculation surfaced as to what is boggling his body temple. Prayers Warriors website was repeatedly showing notes from him asking the believers to pray for his health. Latest message seems to suggest that Ken Hutcherson may be suffering from cancer:

Friday, 23 January 2009

Next Monday I will be having a follow up medical appointment and blood test. Once the results are in, I will find out when I will be starting chemotherapy. Please pray that the Lord provides a miracle and I won’t need chemo! Thank you!

Pastor Hutch

Gay and lesbian people have heavy heart on Reverend Ken Hutcherson becuase of his unceasing anti gay activism. While I deem myself rather gay friendly (as long as you’re not a guy looking to stick your dick in my ass) but Ken Hutcherson’s extremism doesn’t offend me. Perhaps if I was gay myself, I’d look at it differently, however one thing is for sure – no matter the hating, I would not wish cancer upon anyone. Nor would I cheer if my proverbial enemy revealed that he suffered from one. Hopefully we won’t see gay parades in honor of Ken Hutcherson’s cancer as a way to celebrate silencing of one of biggest anti gay activists. Cancer is terrible.

I hope Ken Hutcherson pulls through and I’m not even fan of the guy. I wish all cancer patients strenght and hopefully they can win the battle. Keep it up

Brooke Smith, an actress who portrayed Dr. Erica Hahn on Grey’s Anatomy may be taken off the show. ABC executives say they didn’t like Brooke Smith’s character and wanted Grey’s Anatomy without her. I’m not sure if it’s her lesbian nature that they didn’t like (or not enough lesbianism) but obviously someone at ABC’s got the stick up their ass.

I find Brooke Smith a great actress and think Grey’s Anatomy will lack without her, but the show must go on. There’s nothing unusual about characters coming and going. That’s the nature of the beast. Brooke seems talented and ready to rub vagina’s at the right places. She’s gonna fill herself in soon. She’s real, many women can relate to her. I can’t. I have a dick. I’d cuddle with her lesbian vagina though.

The video below has Brooke Smith as Dr. Hahn after sexual awakening. It’s weird and funny at the same time. When she talks about green blobs turning to leaves and says “you are glasses” I just wish I could shove it right up her ass. She’ll be missed

Samantha Ronson looks good in Bikini. She actually has boobies. Lindsay Lohan – obviously sporting boobage of much larger size, but Samantha sports vagina that connects to big ass muscles that Lindsay lohan can’t touch. I mean “can’t match” cause she touches it every night… quite possibly double fisting from behind. Vagina of this size needs proper inner massage. Double fisting strenghtens every lesbian bond. If these two continue like fisting each other like that, this lesbian love will last forever.

Hollywood most talked about lesbian couple – Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan took off to Mexico to show their hot lezzie bodies in bikini. And I got to admit I like the way Samantha looks. I’m a fan of smaller boobies (yes, Lindsay Lohan has tits too big) plus it looks like Samantha Ronson has cute little feet unlike Lindsay who seems to have a six toe (gross). But I might be wrong.

This actually makes Samantha Ronson a perfect woman. Consider this:

- Cute perky little titties
- Cute little feet
- Giant vagina
- British accent

Damn, I could ejaculate by just reading after myself. This ho is hot. She surely takes good spanking too. I should have been a lesbian

For more pictures click on –> Samantha Ronson Bikini Pics with Lindsay Lohan in Cabo

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Bikini pics Credit: Bauer Griffin

The biggest festival of beer in the world – Oktoberfest 2008 was officially started on Saturday, September 20, 2008 and it is a kick ass party as it’s always been. And I’m not there. That’s just how I suck.

German’s Munich, the capital of Bavaria opened the gates of 14 massive beer tents where every major beer brand and brewing company sure has it’s booth. This is Munich’s 175th Oktoberfest festival and it will go on until October 5th. Oktoberfest is visited every year by more than 6 million people from all over the world, they’re all thirsty and drink over 7 million liters of beer. Some of them are also hungry and eat 600k friend chicken and even more Bavarian sausages. Such a great party. I’m definitely going next year. Oktoberfest 2009, here I come.

Oh, and the Bavarian girls above are saying hello with a lesbian kiss. Say hello back or else they’ll think you’re not drunk yet.

Big Oktoberfest 2008 picture gallery –> Oktoberfest Munich 2008 in pictures

Oktoberfest 2008 Bavarian Lesbian Kiss Picture credit: Getty Images

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Jennifer Colli, former basketball player for SMU Mustangs is one pissed off lesbian. Trust me, pissed off lesbians are the worst. They scratch with big nails and it fucking hurts.

Jennifer Colli filed a lawsuit against SMU and head coach Rhonda Rompola accusing them of Anti-Lesbian Bias after her basketball scholarship was revoked following investigation into her sex life – Jennifer Colli was rubbing lesbian pussy juices with another chick from the team. That must have been quite the task. Imagine long legged basketball players trying to fit on the same bed with their extra long bodies to rub vaginas against each other.

Jennifer Colli now demands $2 million and $450 000 to cover for attorney fees – damn… lawyers are such rip off bastards. They charge the lesbian $450k in fees for a lawsuit? I mean… damn!

Jennifer Colli claims that during her meeting with head coach Rhonda Rompola which was held at the end of Jennifer’s freshman year, the focus was on her personal life and a relationship with another woman, rather than basketball itself. Rhonda Rompola allegedly told Jennifer Colli that she did not approve of vaginal rubbing with other players. That’s somewhat understandable. As a head coach, you wouldn’t want two of your players to drop to the floor in the middle of the game and start making out cause their vaginas got wet after they’ve passed the ball from one another.

Jennifer Colli no longer plays basketball. She decided to try her luck in modeling. What a waste. So she swapped her basketball career for stripping one? That’s where all models end up being. Especially if they’re looking to get into modeling at 21 years of age (which is how old Jennifer Colli). Those lesbian hormones messed up her brain, obviously.

Good luck to her with the lawsuit, though. She’s gonna need the cash otherwise she’ll end up throwing her bare vagina against the faces of some sleazy guys at a strip club in Oregon.

Jennifer Colli miniature image is from dallasnews.com

Del Martin, one of the most famous lesbians in the world and founder of lesbian organization Daughters of Bilitis died today in San Francisco. She was 87. This sad news comes only two months after Del Martin married her lesbian girlfriend of 55 years – Phyllis Lyon.

Poor Del Martin. For 55 years she fought for rights of gay people, but she lived to see herself married to the same sex love of her life. Such a heart breaking story.

We have reported two months ago when Daughters of Bilitis Founders Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon were about to get married. The marriage was sealed on June 16 making Daughters of Bilitis the first lesbian couple to wed in California. Fast forward two months ahead and the sad news comes – Del Martin is no longer with us

According to Kate Kendell, who’s an executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, Del Martin was admitted to the San Francisco hospital due to health complications which deteriorated after she broke her arm. Phyllis Lyon was by her side all the time during her last moments. RIP Del Martin.

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Lindsey Lohan is showing off her naked boobs to commemorate 31st birthday of her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Sam looks like a boy, but she’s sexier than pussy rubbing partner. Lindsey is just plain awful, I can’t help that shit. Here are pics of Lindsey Lohan walking around in a see-through tank top showing off her full, fake boobs with stiff, hard nipples.

Lindsay Lohan is 22 year old which makes her almost a decade younger than her lesbian lover who turned 31 yesterday. But Samantha Ronson looks younger than Lindsay Lohan despite this significant age difference. I guess Lindsay was in long term denial of her lesbian fantasies where as Sam’s been sucking on a pussy juice all her life which acted like eternal life potion. Now she sucks on Lindsey Lohan’s pussy juices and I’m not sure how that’s affecting her, but I wouldn’t trust that firecrotch.

Lindsay Lohan is wearing a diamond ring on her left finger but she wouldn’t comment on possible plans to seal her lesbianism with Sam Ronson in marriage. Let’s leave the rumors behind and enjoy the boobs of her holy self Lindsay Lohan under that see-through black tank top.

Source: Drunken Stepfather (site nsfw)

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Maybe it’s a surprise, maybe it’s not. Dita von Teese, ex wife of Marilyn Manson and a Bettie Page wannabe/Burlesque diva has a porn past. There hasn’t been much of it available, other than those pin up shots in a wine glass she never seems to have enough of, but now there’s a video surfacing all across the net featuring hard core lesbian scenes with Dita von Teese and some other chick engaging in various sexual activities common among lesbians, such as rubbing genitals against each other or using double dildo.

The video that just surfaced is not new. As a matter of fact it’s years old and was filmed by master of erotic imagery – Andrew Blake. Andrew’s name guarantees an erotic movie that would be perfect on all levels, including beautiful women, perfect costumes, background sets, top class editing and musical scores. It’s called Pin Ups 2 – if you desire to see Dita von Teese engaging in lesbian sex with other woman, go to your favorite adult store and enquire about this movie. It’s likely they will have that. Andrew Blake is a must have for adult stores.

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