Beer Steak Bullshit

Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.

Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…

As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…

Ha, Levi Johnston… It’s nice and all to hold hands with potential daughter of US vice president, but did you buy that diamond ring she’s wearing or what? Yeah… I didn’t think so. Sweet life though. Levi Johnston gets to boink Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, who could possibly become a VP should presidential candidate John McCain get elected, and at the same time he doesn’t have to worry about buying expensive jewelry. There will be somebody who pics up that bill. Damn… living in Alaska’s got to count for something.

The pictures are from Republican Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. Levi Johnston and his girlfriend Bristol Palin got to meet and shake hands with presumptive presidential nominee John McCain. Whole family of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin attended. I really love their names: Trig Palin, Willow Palin, Piper Palin, Track Palin, and of course Bristol Palin with her genital juices exchange partner Levi Johnston.

Pictures credit: Getty Images