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I find it funny when I see all those Adobe Crash Reports that happen on a Mac suck box. I’ve been using Adobe products for years and have been on Adobe Design Premium Suit since it’s come bundled with former Macromedia products and have never had any problems with crashes. But then again – I’ve never used it on a Mac suck box. I need computers for work, hence I use PC. I don’t simply buy it to become an obnoxious fanboy. As someone who’s living depends on a computer, I can’t possibly dumb myself down to a level of a Mac user.

Everyone with half a brain knows that Mac sucks. You can’t get anything done on a Mac, it always crashes and availability of usable software is ridiculous. However even if there was comparable number of usable soft for Mac, I still couldn’t put up with extreme user unfriendliness and constant crashes. Nothing is where you would naturally expect it on a Mac. You can’t just natively use it like you do with a PC. Mac plain and simple sucks and these countless albeit funny Adobe crash reports are a proof of that.

There are two types of creative design professionals. Those who are serious about their work and need to get it done and those on a Mac. The former are the real deal peeps who deliver some spine shattering computer work, whereas the Mac fanboys just show off and yap their filth gap holes cause Macs can’t keep you productive, so you spend your time yapping. On the other hand, thanks to them we have all these funny Adobe crash reports we can enjoy browsing through. Below is a gallery of screenshots of some pretty hilarious Adobe crash reports from various parts of Adobe creative design suite – all of which happened on a Mac because it takes a Macintosh to crash all the time. It doesn’t matter whether it’s an Adobe program or anything else, once you have lame, unstable platform, the software itself will continue crashing at nauseum. There is nothing software developers can do. You are plain and simple on a platform that sucks and crashes all the time.

Do you want to avoid seeing your Adobe crash at every click? Switch to PC. It’s a simple solution that will cost you less money, will allow you to get more done and will keep you sane by enjoying your experience using a computer. If you don’t, you will be stuck with being a fanboy, unable to get crap done and always forced to see everything you open, close or otherwise interact with crash on you. Afterall, closing a program is a major deal for a Mac. You can’t expect it to perform it properly. Can you imagine how much it takes to shut the program down? Geeee!

Mac sucks. See the gallery of screenshots of funny Adobe crash reports that prove it below:

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Do you know what Miley Cyrus is scared of? Apparently she’s scared of needles but what’s more important is why kids are always so scared of Miley Cyrus. In a video above, one year old girl shows how much she hates Miley Cyrus – at least that’s what her dad claims. While a song by Miley Cyrus plays, baby starts to scream, then when dad puts on Bon Jovi, baby starts to laugh. Dad is just plain dumb.

Dad thinks his baby hates Miley, but he has no idea what really is going on. If you take a closer look, it appears as though the dad had a Mac computer. Every baby, unless suffering from complete lack of intelligence is bound to puke when you put it before a Mac. Unless you play an old school Bon Jovi tune – certain Bon Jovi tunes are so epic, they even negate the bullshit Mac computers induce in people. Miley Cyrus can sleep well. She still has a long way to go before she can match Apple products with lameness.

Well, at first sight this is a pretty hilarious Adobe After Effects Crash Report that outlines the reality of working with Adobe After Effects (video special effects software by Adobe) but smart people will see where the issue lies right away. And it’s not in Adobe After Effects, it’s in the platform the user is on. Dude, get yourself a real computer, not a MAC and your problems will diminish. Or did you actually think that you will get any work done by working on a failed platform? MAC users are hilariously dumb…

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