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Madonna needs to take a break from those roids and an obsession to work out for more muscles. Those biceps look nothing like what you would want to see on a female. And i don’t even want to imagine what her vagina and clitoris looks like. If they are as veiny and muscular as her biceps then holy eff.

Me thinks Madonna is going through some midlife crisis and the fact that she’s 50 year old and no longer that twenty something hot lay is getting onto her. So she obsesses herself with gym workouts and strict diet which result in crap you see in these photos. But then again, the more people focus on her biceps and other muscles, the less they focus on her skeletal face which hasn’t been much to sing praises of lately. I mean we all age and she needs to go with it. She can’t be a teen forever. Not even her millions can buy her that. Sure it can buy loads of human growth hormone injections which take off few decades of life and add muscles, but damn…

On a positive note, Madonna could pose as model for remake of Mars Attacks. Aliens taking form of Madonna’s muscles would look pretty darn freakish. I’d totally rent that movie.

More photos of Madonna and her biceps muscles of doom in the gallery below:

Photos by Flynet, Matrix

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Two people were killed when a stage they were setting up for Madonna’s concert in Marseille, France collapsed. Authorities say that the stage was 2/3 set up when it came crushing down. About 50 people were involved in the stage set up process out of which about a dozen were underneath the stage when it collapsed. Four cranes were lifting up the roof when it slipped off balance and toppled one of the cranes sending it down along with the roof on the people below.

Madonna played that Marseille concert and paused to pay tribute to two men who were killed when stage collapsed. Being a professional stage performer, she burst into tears and sobbed her words out. Marseille audience either did not quite understand what she was saying or took her cries as staged, opportunistic performance which it at the end of the day actually was.

Photo: AP

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By bumping her coochie pie with Sandip Soparrkar, Britney Spears has officially reached a whole new bottom. WTF is she thinking? Why does she hook up with all those weird characters from Middle East and South West Asia? Plus look at that guy Sandip Soparrkar. He’s got “GAY” written all over his face. Are there not enough straight guys in the world for girls to hook yo with? I mean “HELLO”… I’m right here, have no pussy to stick my dick into and Britney Spears flies to India to spread her vagina for a gay loon? That’s fucking disturbing.

Sandip Soparrkar is a choreographer from Bollywood who put together Britney Spears’ Womanizer video. Sources say that Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna – here’s another fine girl who wastes her vaginal juices on bumping some weird characters from weird parts of the world, WTF?

True love that developed between most famous vagina in Hollywood and gayest choreographer in Bollywood during filming of Womanizer had Britney Spears fly to India to deliver her vagina right to the bed of said Sandip Soparrkar. I bet he keeps pink dinos under his blankets he’s so gay. The most disturbing shit is, that Britney Spears sneaked out of Hollywood to rub her pussy on gay’s face without anyone noticing. They were bumping it in India and no paparazzi had fucking clue where she was.

To make things funnier, Britney Spears calls her new boyfriend Sandy. She’s obviously the man in the relationship, she puts on one of strap-ons from Sandip Soparrkar’s collection and butt fucks the Indian till the content of his prostate explodes through his dick. Duh!

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John Enos III is best known for his roles in Melrose Place, The Young And The Restless (he was Bobby Marsino) and some other worthless soap operas. As it turns out, John Enos III was doing sexy times with Madonna long before she hooked up with Carlos Leon.

Christopher Ciccone – Madonna’s brother shared some pretty personal details in his book Life With My Sister Madonna. Christopher Ciccone goes on to say that Madonna doubted Carlos Leon’s “Intelligence” before she had daughter Lourdes with him. Wander why she was with John Enos III then… Ahh well, the life of rich and famous.

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Ingrid Casares has been having her name looked up after some juicy facts form her life, involving Madonna, the sister of Christopher Ciccone who reveals the secrets in his book Life With My Sister Madonna.

Christopher Ciccone says that Ingrid Casares, who is a night club owner in Miami, Florida met Madonna when she introduced her to Alex Rodriguez – baseball superstar. Ingrid Casares was allegedly taken aback by Madonna and the two may have become lesbian lovers. Ingrid Casares was reportedly Madonna’s Slave, sitting at Madonna’s feet and acting like she was her property. Well, if Madonna no longer master’s her, she can come sit by my feet. I’ll give her some spanking and have her drag behind me on her knees like a good, obedient slave. We can go to her nightclub in Miami afterwards.

Some reports say Ingrid Casares became famous in the 80′s after she’s introduced androgyny to the Miami club scene. She’s got something going about her. And she likes licking feet. Sounds like the perfect slave to me. I need a fucking slave, anyone knows where Ingrid Casares lives?

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50 year old Madonna still has the boobs to die for and is not ashamed to show them. She went to several movie premieres at Cannes film festival yesterday wearing a see through top and no bra. Actually, if I take a closer look she’s wearing some sort of under boob bra that just keeps them tits plumped up. I guess 50 years does take it toll one way or another and they’re starting to sag. Nipples are hot though. They peak at you quietly through the sheerness of her dress.

Looking good too. Madonna has always been hot, but if a woman turns 50 and still kicks ass, then we have some serious hottie to talk about. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILFs…

Images: Splash

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Carlos Leon looks like he’s a hitman on a mission. That’s his daughter he’s holding by the hand. Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon was born after Carlos Leon deposited his sperm into Madonna’s womb back in 1996.

The story of Carlos Leon is simple but it kicks ass. Born in Cuba, he managed to get his ass across to the US during Mariel Boatlift and was one of 10 000 Cubans who gained US asylum. Next thing you know, he became Madonna’s personal trainer and then he boned her. Not only that, he got Madonna pregnant and Lourdes is what came out of it.

Here’s Carlos Leon with his daughter Lourdes walking the streets of New York yesterday. The “don’t mess with us” aura around them says it all. Don’t mess with those two. You’re gonna get your sorry ass kicked.

I’m assuming greasy hair and facial pubes are OK… once you fucked Madonna.

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Madonna finalized her massive 10-year deal with Live Nation on Tuesday (October 16), although the exact terms have yet to be disclosed. The deal involves Madonna’s new studio efforts, tours, merchandise, DVD releases, sponsorships, licensing agreements, fan club, Web site, and TV and film projects. “The paradigm in the music business has shifted, and as an artist and a businesswoman, I have to move with that shift,” Madonna said in a statement. “For the first time in my career, the way that my music can reach my fans is unlimited. I’ve never wanted to think in a limited way and with this new partnership, the possibilities are endless. Who knows how my albums will be distributed in the future? That’s what’s exciting about this deal — everything is possible. Live Nation has offered me a true partnership, and after 25 years in the business, I feel that I deserve that.” Madonna did, however, have some kind words to say about former label Warner Bros.: “I appreciate their hard work and value the many relationships I have developed over the years with the label in the U.S. and around the world. I have an album coming out with them next year, and I’m excited about it. We still have work to do together.” Live Nation also announced a new Artist Nation arm that will launch with Madonna and have divisions dedicated to dealing with an artist’s recorded music, merchandise, concert tickets, sponsorships, marketing and more.

The 49-year-old Madonna has left Warner Music Group in favor of entering into a global partnership with Live Nation, worth a reported $120 million over 10 years.