Beer Steak Bullshit

Yes, the redneck wearing this dumb jersey in this picture is shock rocker Marilyn Manson. Yes, THE Marilyn Manson. WTF? Manson used to be cool, now he’s just a hillbilly. Wearing a mullet can be forgiven, not wearing a make-up – nothing wrong with that, but wearing that dumb jersey… that’s degrading.

As it turns out, 41-year-old Marilyn Manson (real name: Brian Warner) is a diehard fan of HBO’s show Eastbound & Down. I’ve never seen any of the Eastbound & Down episodes, but I understand that it’s a comedy starring Danny McBride who portrays a washed-up former baseball star Kenny Powers with everything that belongs to one, including a mullet. Marilyn Manson is allegedly such major fan of the character, he dressed up as him, put on an angry face without a make up to make himself look like Kenny Powers and self taken this photograph.

This photo of Marilyn Manson wearing a mullet but no make-up was originally featured by Interview Magazine.

I’m sure seeing a picture of Marilyn Manson without makeup was everyone’s Christmas wish this holiday season. I’m kind of sad that the Running to the Edge of the World video has been deleted from MySpace. Marilyn Manson haters and other lowlifes must have complained that it contained too much gore and nudity. And MySpace shut their gaping holes and obliged to remove one of the finest videos that was uploaded there. What a bunch of losers.

Let’s focus on good stuff, not the bad one – Marilyn Manson without makeup. I’m sure all girls out there are getting their panties wet seeing this handsome Brian Hugh Warner dude wearing no eyeliners and all the boys out there are questioning their sexuality and heading out to buy some glittery, rainbow colored pants. I understand, seeing Marilyn Manson without makeup has that effect on people.