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23 year old Kerby Revelus has gone insane. First he stabbed his 17 year old sister to death, then in front of the police officer decapitated his other sister, who’s only 5 year old and then went after his 9 year old sister but the police officer shot him dead to prevent another needless killing. Now, I’ve heard of all sorts of messed up personalities, but if a man beheads his own 5 year old sister like Kerby Revelus did, that’s beyond messed up.

I was gone whole weekend. Had an awesome time in Jasper (that’s a nice town in the Rocky Mountains in Canada), I come back home and all I can see are Man Beheads Sister headlines. I’m like - you have got to be kidding me. I look into it - no… no joke. Kerby Revelus delivered. I don’t even know how to write about it, it’s so messed up. Girl was only 5 year old - he beheaded that little creature. And it was his own sister. And yet before the beheading, he knifed his other sister. And had cop not shot him, there would be another sister murdered. What would he do to this one? Carve her heart out and eat it, cause decapitation was already performed on another?

The man beheads sister rampage of Kerby Revelus took place in Milton, a wealthy suburb of Boston, Massachusetts on Saturday March 28, 2009. Bianca Revelus, his little 5 year old sister who was decapitated just celebrated her birthday one day prior. When officers entered the crime scene, 17 year old Samantha Revelus was already dead on the floor while 9 year old Sarafina Revelus (student at the Tucker Elementary School), who called the police watched his brother shot dead.

The police learned Kerby Revelus got into a fist fight with a neighbor the day before his rampage. He was still agitated on Saturday and seems to have relieved his anger on his own sisters. From old police records it seems Kerby Revelus truly had issues. He served time in jail on gun charges and the police previously visited the house where he carnaged his sisters after a domestic violence report. Kerby Revelus had allegedly punched a woman that time. The report does not confirm how many times Kerby Revelus was shot at by the police, but I wouldn’t be surprised if each officer who entered the scene emptied their weapon on him. Must have been a shock seeing one little girl knifed on the floor and another one just beheaded as you enter. The Revelus family was originally from Haiti.

The video about the man beheads sister rampage of Kerby Revelus from Milton, Mass is below:

It’s party day at Seussville. Why is it a party day? Because it’s Dr. Seuss birthday today. That’s right, kids. Theodor Seuss Geisel, author of popular childrens book would have been 105 year old today.

Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904 in Springfield, Massachusetts. Dr. Seuss is the author of “The Cat and the Hat” book, which only uses 223 vocabulary words, making it suitable for first time readers. It’s a story about two “home alone” children and their adventures with a rogue cat in the hat. Writer and cartoonist Theodor Seuss Geisel aka Dr. Seuss published over 60 children’s books

To celebrate Dr. Seuss birthday, even Google adjusted their main graphic to celebrate the anniversary. Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss, I’m sure Seussville will put on one hell of a party.

Yes, I’m pissed off again and rightly so. Why the fuck would shit like that never happen to me when I was 15? Why would there never be a hot teacher willing to suck on my cock when I just started growing pubes. Hot teacher cougars let any 15 year old student drilled them in the ass and I had to wait till I was 20 to get my first whizz of pussy. Life’s not fair, not one bit. Damn…

Lisa Lavoie got herself arrested for potentially rubbing genital juices with a 15 year old student. Lisa is 24 year old first year teacher who went off the hook and introduced the boy to joys of relationships with an experienced woman and all that it brings. The kid probably got more sex in a few days that I get in years. Life ain’t fair.

Mother of a 15 year old boy from Holyoke, Massachusetts who’s a student at Maurice Donahue Elementary School was concerned about her son’s relationship with Lisa Lavoie and contacted the police - way to make your son hate you till the end of your days, mom. He’s gonna let you die in a senior house, abandoned with diapers full of shit. That’s what you get for not letting him pass on his sperm in the ass of a hot teacher. You don’t do that as a mother. If you care for your son, you let him ass fuck teachers. It’s for his best. I would have loved to do that when I was 15.

Three days after mother reported the shit to the police, the boy went missing. That’s a clear sign showing what the boy (he cannot be named) thinks about his mother. He wanted some pussy, mother put hers in the way. Boy chose more pussy and ran away with Lisa Lavoie. He’s got lots of sperm to give away, don’t be mad at him.

Sadly, the police tracked them down and found them in a hotel room in Morgantown, West Virginia. Lisa Lavoie is in custody and was charged by investigators with “enticement of a child”. This broad term apparently includes statutory rape charges. Shit! If convicted, Lisa Lavoie could lose her license to teach in the state of Massachusetts (no biggie, there are 15 year olds in other states to fuck) because she’s only been with Maurice Donahue Elementary School for 5 months.

NECN video about Lisa Lavoie situation is below:

Look at this:

• Joan Tuckruskye - PTA Official Busted for Sex with 13 Year Old
• Victoria Ann Chacon - Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?
• Rachel Holt - Female Pedophile Teacher from Delaware

OK, now I’m pissed. Why doesn’t shit like that every happen in my neighborhood. I’d mass assist any number of teens in getting them pregnant just because they want to rebel. Hell, I’ve got enough anxious sperm in my testicules to impregnate one hot chick every hour. Just bring them on. Actually, I think I should move to Gloucester, Massachusetts at least while the pregnancy pact lasts. I could just stick around Gloucester High School, look inconspicuous and offer subconscious nudges to by passing teens eager to get themselves pregnant. Now here’s the tip… Would be nice to get sex with a person at last!

Here’s what’s going on. Officials from the town of Gloucester, Massachusetts believe that the reason behind abnormally increased occurrences of teen pregnancies is a Pregnancy Pact. They believe that those dumb sluts who got knocked up are actually smart enough to form a Pregnancy Pact which would be exactly what t sounds like - they would all have a goal of getting themselves pregnant. Do you think teen chicks have enough brain cells to come with an idea of a pregnancy pact all by themselves or was there a “can’t get sex with a real girl, so let me cheat my way into someone’s vagina” pact founded by some losers like me who couldn’t get pussy so they fix themselves up with brainless (likely fake blond) chicks form Gloucester High School? I wish i were smart enough to start my pack that knocks chicks up. Wait a second….