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Anna Benson Voted Hottest Baseball Wife (hot pics)

Baseball Wife Anna Benson Showing Off her Ass and Long Legs

Trophy wives are basically successful gold diggers. Though being a baseball player isn’t particularly a win so in case of Texas Rangers pitcher Kris Benson it’s hard to tell who’s actually scored. Anna Benson was voted the hottest baseball wife of 2009. Heidi DeRosa, who won the hottest baseball wife of 2008 and is the wife of St. Louis Cardinals infielder Mark DeRosa finished 4th, proceeded by Karen Burnett, wife of New York Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett and Lisa Dergan, wife of Chicago White Sox outfielder Scott Podsednik.

Anna Benson has posed her naughty bits for several men’s magazines, including FHM (pic below), Playboy and Maxim but enough talk, let’s move on to gallery of pics with what baseball players like Kris Benson come home to after a game:

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Mara Rosaria Carfagna – Pictures of Hot Italian Politician

Mara Rosaria Carfagna - Pictures of Hot Italian Politician

Italians sport some incredibly hot public figures. And I’m not only talking about sportscasters, I’m also talking about politicians. But then again – pornstar Ciciolina was a member of Italian parliament once and based her campaigning by driving around and exposing her breasts at bystanders. That’s Italy for you, they sure know how to have fun. Now take a look at Mara Rosaria Carfagna, wipe of your drool and read on. Mara Rosaria Carfagna was appointed the Minister for Equal Opportunity in Italy by premier Silvio Berlusconi. According to Maxim (who reads that shit still?), Mara Rosaria Carfagna is the hottest politician in the world. Well duh.

Mara Rosaria Carfagna is a former showgirl, which only further proves how much Italians rock. If your past involves some form of skin showing, your chances of making it big increase. It doesn’t work like that among prudes of North American. Here governors are forced out of their office if they get their dicks sucked on by a hooker. These governors should be fired for having no class and paying outrageous amounts to nasty skanks. Should have gone to Thailand and have a cheap, yet pretty prostitute instead. Anyway, back to Italy.

Remember when I took heat for comparing a US Sportscaster Lesley Visser to an Italian podcaster Federica Fontana? Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Effing prudes with no class. Just imagine I’d compare Italian politician Mara Rosaria Carfagna to some US female politician. I better not go to Michelle Obama cause that’s like comparing Pontiac Aztek to Mercedes SLR McLaren. Mara Rosaria Carfagna for the win.

Check out the video with Mara Rosaria Carfagna – Hot Italian Politician and World’s Hottest Minister

Gallery of pictures with Mara Rosaria Carfagna is below. Get your dose of sexy for Friday:

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Monica Hansen Suing Plastic Surgeon Leonard Hochstein

Fake Tits Cartoon

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60′s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60′s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.

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Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Giant Melons

Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Giant Melons

Lame joke, I know. Give me a break though. It’s Thursday, I have the right to be slow and lame today. Anyway – Heidi Montag went out grocery shopping with Spencer Pratt, paps were around and Heidi felt the need to show off her giant melons. Maybe she’s shopping around for her next breast implants and decided watermelons would be better than silicone.

Heidi Montag ranked as #36 hottest female on the Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list for 2008. Maybe she’s trying to improve her ranking or something. Not like giant melons are going to do the job or anything.

To get you all barfed up, below is the video from HeidiMontag.com which is supposed to be her latest song titled “Overdosing” and you better have a vomit bag at the ready cause that shit is a serious bile upsetter. Just fucking terrible. Heidi Montag = FAIL!

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Brooke Hogan Maxim Shoot – Sexy Video Document

Brooke Hogan Maxim Shoot

Brooke Hogan, Hulk’s daughter went to show off her bust and posed for cameras of Maxim photographers and below is a sexy document from that Brooke Hogan Maxim Shoot.

Brooke Hogan looks like a freaking Amazon woman. I wouldn’t want to piss her off cause I would see a fist trained by Hulk Hogan flying in my face’s immediate direction sending me to the land of dreams for a few hours. Very manly chick she is, but I’d love to finger massage her brown eye hole. I’m sure she’s got anal muscle so strong she could make my finger ejaculate with contractions.

BTW, Hulk was watching Brooke Hogan Maxim Shoot. How terrible must that have been for the photographers? Knowing a wrestler of a dad is watching you take sexually explicit pictures of his daughter. Damn….

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Elisha Cuthbert Naked with Sideboob

Elisha Cuthbert Naked with Sideboob for Maxim

This is the most skin Elisha Cuthbert has shown yet. There are no pics of this Canadian hottie exposing her naughty bits I would know of, but she took all clothes off and did naked photoshoot for May issue of Maxim. Too bad she was too shy to show us the goods and covered them up with less interesting body parts. The sideboob pic above is so far the most exposed boob shot of Elisha Cuthbert there is. The naked pic is below, but you can’t see a damn thing. Besides, this is the most overdone shot in history of photoshoots. Unless we take into account some incredibly cliched pics, such as the recreation of American Beauty picture where as a naked chick lies on white floor covered with flower petals. Yuck, this has only been hot when first 500 000 of those pics were done.

Source: Maxim

Elisha Cuthbert Naked with Sideboob for Maxim

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