Beer Steak Bullshit

The news is that all three children of Michael Jackson will be at the Grammys on January 31, 2010 and will give some kind of speech as part of Grammys’ tribute for the King of Pop. People behind the Grammys must be starving for talent now that Michael Jackson is dead.

Michael Jackson has three children. His firstborn son Prince Michael Jackson was born in 1997, his only daughter Paris Michael Katherine Jackson was born in 1998 and his youngest child Prince Michael II Jackson (aka Blanket) was born as recently as in 2002. They all are expected to be at the Grammys along with some other members of the Jackson’s family. 2010 Grammys will take place in the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Speeches at mega events like the Grammys or Oscars are major snoozers so it’s normal the organizers are looking for something that will spark the interest of general public. They can’t replicate Kanye West and his failed, pre-arranged bust of Taylor Swift cause that’s already been used, so how about bringing Michael Jackson’s children? That should work right? Children of deceased mega stars should boost views and ratings and that’s what they desperately need at the Grammys. Put kids in the spotlight and have them say some heart breaking words and possibly shed a tear and your views will instantly sky rocket.

It’s also likely that The Jackson family agreed with it and supported it in exchange for some mad cash. Since Michael is no longer with us (or is he?), might as well abuse his children to milk some money at his death. Joe Jackson, the father of Michael especially seems to be the one who would not hesitate to sell anything out for money and publicity. Joe Jackson is also said to have been invited to attend the 2010 Grammys. Leave the kids alone.

Michael Jackson’s children photo by Reuters

This is it! Michael Jackson is releasing new songs even though he’s dead. It all seems like a perfect plan. When millions of dollars are in play, mind games for general public that’s so easy to deceive are obvious. It’s smart economics is all. The news of his death took away the focus from potential child molesting and put back the label of the king of pop. Album sales are soaring ultimately eliminating growing debt Michael Jackson had to put up with during his “officially alive” days. After so many plastic surgeries, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had undergone one more – a surgery to cut off his penis and paste on vagina. The he’d be able to move to the Arabic country and wear scarf covering his entire face except from the eyes. No one would question which that “woman” covers the shit out of her face so he could live undisturbed and negative publicity free.

Michael Jackson This Is It music video is below:

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.

Death of Michael Jackson has been the most publicized news all over the world last few days so it comes as no surprise that the conspiracy theorists entered the melee with their stories of Michael Jackson being still alive and his death being naught more than a staged hoax to get pressure of the media off his ass. Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Who knows, but in the video above, which shows Michael Jackson’s dead body being air lifted to the Los Angeles County Coroner by the helicopter, he’s seen sitting up from a gurney. The video repeats the footage of Michael Jackson sitting up so it’s easy to see, hence the only question remains – is that an optical illusion, is someone moving his body to a sit up position, or is in fact Michael Jackson still alive and all this crap with his death is just a well planned hoax? You be the judge!