Beer Steak Bullshit

Michael Jackson autopsy results have been the most anticipated news on the internet today. Because of high profile status of the deceased, autopsy was scheduled for today, the day after Michael Jackson’s death. Coroner’s report just came but unfortunately it doesn’t shed much light as to the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. The report in inconclusive so basically all we got as Michael Jackson autopsy results was a note that the coroner will need four to six more weeks for additional toxicology tests.

The coroner’s report was made public during a much anticipated press conference. L.A. County Coroner stated that autopsy was completed as scheduled, but more toxicology tests are needed to be certain about what really killed Michael Jackson. Coroner’s report also concluded that there were no signs of an external trauma to the body of Michael Jackson so foul play was dismissed. Coroner’s report also concluded that Michael Jackson was taking prescription drugs but further tests are needed in order to determine which ones may have contributed to the cardiac arrest which lead to singer’s death.

Meanwhile, the police are looking for Dr. Conrad Robert Murray, a board-certified cardiologist from Las Vegas who has been in the field for twenty years. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was present when Michael Jackson collapsed. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was hired by the concert company to attend to Michael Jackson during his upcoming 50 concerts in London. Michael’s old doctor and long term friend Deepak Chopra suspect Michael’s death was the result of doctors allowing him to take pain killers, such as Demerol, which Jackson family believes was the primary reason of Michael Jackson’s death. The autopsy results are on a security hold by the police pending further investigation.