Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.

Death of Michael Jackson has been the most publicized news all over the world last few days so it comes as no surprise that the conspiracy theorists entered the melee with their stories of Michael Jackson being still alive and his death being naught more than a staged hoax to get pressure of the media off his ass. Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Who knows, but in the video above, which shows Michael Jackson’s dead body being air lifted to the Los Angeles County Coroner by the helicopter, he’s seen sitting up from a gurney. The video repeats the footage of Michael Jackson sitting up so it’s easy to see, hence the only question remains – is that an optical illusion, is someone moving his body to a sit up position, or is in fact Michael Jackson still alive and all this crap with his death is just a well planned hoax? You be the judge!