Beer Steak Bullshit

Miley Cyrus, everyone’s favorite underage slut is at it again, but this time around someone hacked into her email account and stole the juicy pictures to share with the world. The hacker from Digital Gangster claims he hacked into the email account of Miley Cyrus and stole shower pics 15 year old star of Hannah Montana emailed to Jonas Brothers member Nick Jonas. Does anybody listen to Jonas Brothers anyway???

So more sexually charged pictures of Miley Cyrus made its way to the vast information highway and are now seen by many as if we all cared. The slut does make it look like she’s stripping for Nick Jonas, but from pictures that are available there are no tits, no pussy, no brown ass hole. Do you think Miley Cyrus bleaches her asshole for Nick Jonas or just wiped it off with soap as part of her shower routine during which she takes stripping pictures?

These shower pics are apparently just the tip of the iceberg and the hacker who calls himself TrainReq claims he has some more, “worse pictures” but he plans to sell those, he ain’t giving them away. Hmmm, it’s not like he’s not gonna get his ass busted if he sells them. He should have just played it low profile, pass them on and be done with it. I’m sure hacking other people’s computers is a crime and he could be facing legal issues. And if there are some real naked pictures of Miley Cyrus, that could get even worse. TrainReq also claims that he read some very juicy emails Miley Cyrus sent to Nick Jonas, but he hasn’t saved those, just read them and now he’s acting like – oh man… I should have saved that shit. Yeah, you should have. One of those emails allegedly bears juicy details on the night Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas fucked. Geee, now I seriously wander if he fucked her up the ass. Nothing like a little Miley Cyrus anal sex.