Beer Steak Bullshit

Famous rapper Snoop Dogg was on the anniversary edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and was totally awesome. I liked the cool he kept and how he was respectful and calm throughout his moment. He didn’t do none of that lame bro shit, yo! which is really bad ass, cause Patricia Heaton, who was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire before completely sucked. Snoop Dogg, even though he didn’t know the answer to a question about the movie Watchmen, he still ended up coming as a winner both by making right choices and by the way he presented himself. Utmost kudos and respect to the Dogg. His t-shirt rocked too.

Look at the face of a douche. Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a dumpster, stuffed inside a suitcase (must have been quite a job to fit those silicones in there) and Ryan Alexander Jenkins is a “person of interest”. Whether he’s a murderer we don’t know yet, but looking at the picture I can answer one thing for sure – yes, he’s a douche. You got to be a douchebag if you wear stupid pubestache like that.

Aside from being a potential murderer, garbage bin depositor and suitcase stuffer of Jasmine Fiore, Ryan Alexander Jenkins is also a reality TV contestant. That’s right, Ryan Alexander Jenkins got his douche ass on VH1’s Megan Wants A Millionaire. That means that he’s a millionaire, right? Well, he better be, cause if convicted of murder of Jasmine Fiore, he’s gonna need some change to buy Hubba’s favor which is the only way to get fucked with lube. Otherwise he’s gonna have to take Hubba’s dick up his dry ass.

I can hear you asking – aside from being a douche and a reality TV contestant, what else is this Ryan Alexander Jenkins? Well sadly – he’s a Canadian. And not only that. He’s Alberta, right from Calgary. If I looked outside the window, I might see him there. Why do people from my province have to be such amateur murderers? I thought after Jasmine Fiore’s dead body was discovered, that it’s gonna be one of those mindblowing criminal cases similar to Black Dahlia in which the murderer has never been found. That would immortalize Jasmine Fiore but now that there is a suspect basically right after her body was discovered, she’s got no chance of becoming as famous as Elizabeth Short. I’m sorry Jasmine Fiore, I tried finding something worthy of remembering about you, but Buena Park police spoiled it all. Skilled chaps, these are, I tell ya.

The police say that Jasmine Fiore was strangled to death. If Ryan Alexander Jenkins is in fact her murderer – I can’t help but wonder what would prompt a 32 year old real estate developer/investment banker (whatever title you give it, at the end of the day it equals “millionaire”) to kill young woman. Seemingly he had everything he wished for – a pubestache, an appearance on VH1, a bank account full of green stuff… why killing a blonde? WHat was missing in his life that he would wrap his douche hands around her neck and squeeze tight? This will be an interesting case to follow. Ryan Alexander Jenkins is probably somewhere in Venezuela or Thailand by now.

EDIT: latest news has it that Ryan Alexander Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore were married. TMZ was allegedly contacted by lawyers of Ryan Alexander Jenkins who said that their client will co-operate with the authorities. See? I told you he was a douche. Who else would marry Playboy representative with fake boobs? RIP Jasmine Fiore

What a store of loving relationship between the father and the son. Carl DeCotis hits his own son Anthony DeCotis with his GMC Yukon truck, almost running his son over, then gets out of the truck, starts yelling at him, takes his car keys and drives off while his son is down on the ground with injuries after having just been almost run over by his own dad. The whole ordeal that took place on a of Town Line Ten Pin bowling alley parking lot was recorded on a surveillance camera proving father’s malicious intentions (battery with a dangerous weapon). With such video proof, Carl DeCotis is facing up to 10 years in jail.

68 year old multi-millionaire from Carl DeCotis is scheduled to appear before the judge on April 7 in Malden District Court. His son, 34 year old Anthony DeCotis says he doesn’t want his father in jail, even though he suffered arm and chest injuries after having been hit by the GMC Yukon in October of 2008.

Town Line Ten Pin bowling alley parking lot where the incident took place is owned by the DeCotis family. There’s a whole melee going on between the father and the son which now also involves slander and fraud charges. The case is so messed up I’m not even going to bother with it. However video of the incident as recorded by the CCTV camera has just become available and it’s shared right below. I’m surprised that Carl DeCotis did not take into account there was a camera filming him, since it’s his own parking lot. The dude must have some senile issues and takes it out on everyone around.