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Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

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Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

Her friends call her “Combat Barbie” because that’s what she truly is. Katrina Hodge serves in the British Army holding the rank of Corporal hence “Combat” and she’s very good looking, hence “Barbie”. Aside from being a Combat Barbie, Katrina Hodge is also a Miss England. But despite being a female, it seems as though there has a set of brass balls somewhere in that underwear as that’s what it takes to make the kind of request Katrina Hodge presented beauty pageant judges with.

According to reports, Katrina Hodge told the Miss World Championship judges that bikini promenade is too stressful for the participants and suggested that instead of having the swimsuit round, the Miss pageants should replace it with a sports challenge. Hmm, if I were a judge, I’d reject that without second thought. Unless of course the sports challenge involves figure staking because that’s one sport full of crotch spreading in all imaginable positions you dream of exercising in bed.

As it turns out, the Miss England judges have listened to her blabber and British Telegraph has already reported that swimsuit competition will not be part of Miss England 2010. As such, Miss England just got a whole lot more boring. It is quite clear that Miss England 2010 will see the lowest ratings in history and 2011 edition will have to make up for it if they are to remain competitive. I have a suggestion – introduce pole dancing!

Oddly enough, even though 22 year old Katrina Hodge fights to have bikini exposure removed from Miss pageants, she’s no stranger to posing in bikini for cameras. Being a La Senza underwear model, she’s done a good deal of showing her skin, though with all private parts covered (see underwear photo above). Let’s hope a set of nude pictures showing those tender fleshy bits of Katrina Hodge hit the internet soon.

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Monica Hansen Suing Plastic Surgeon Leonard Hochstein

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Fake Tits Cartoon

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60′s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60′s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.