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LOLWUT? Miss California Carrie Prejean failed again. Blond with fake tits should think twice before they let their mouth adrift as it always results in self ownage. Carrie Prejean is a perfect example of said stupidity. She still rambles about God and back up her stance on gay marriage that cost her the Miss USA crown and may cost her the Miss California one too. To address the revealing photos that flooded the internet and her adamant stance on marriage with strong support of God, Carrie Prejean went on the James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio talk show. When asked to address her answer regarding gay marriage by the host, who’s a 73 year old evangelical author, Carrie Prejean said:

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people… you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

The sequence of events here is awesome. Carrie Prejean poses for revealing photos topless (most likely also completely naked, we just haven’t seen those photos yet) and then when shit hits the fan and her gay marriage address backfires, she turns to God and blames Satan. Somehow in all this melee she forgot to think of God when she took her clothes off to show off her dirty body. Blond will remain blond. Does she really think we’re too dumb to see that? Carrie Prejean, dear… You talk about God in your head like you really mean it, but you back stab him with revealing photos of yourself. Where’s the logic?

21 year old Carrie Prejean claims the revealing photos that surfaced on the internet were taken shortly after she had turned 18. I have hard time believing that as the sideboob looks like it’s silicone enhanced already. I’m also just as sure she’s full of poop with her God talk. She’s only uses the name of God to make excuses for herself since everything else collapses around her. I don’t necessarily disagree with her stance on gay marriage and I think her answer was blown out of proportion, but making herself look like she’s a saint just because she failed is ridiculous. I’m sure she would forget all about God had she won Miss USA. She’s only using the name of God when it suits her, which just happens to be the case of right now.

Today is the day for Donald Trump to decide whether Carrie Prejean is going to lose the Miss California crown or not. The God of Miss California pageant has it in his hands now. Something’s telling me that he’s gonna strip her of crown. He paid for her fake tits and she didn’t win Miss USA. She basically worthless to him now and a proven waste of money. But on the other hand she has all the media focused on her, which makes her a cash cow. Donald Trump is a business man and everything he does, he does it because he sees dollar signs in it. In case of Carrie Prejean, there seem to be plenty of them attached to it. When was the last time any Miss California got this much media attention? Plus the revealing photos took it way further and now entire blogosphere jerks off to Carrie Prejean. Hard to say which way Donald Trump will swing. I think it will all depend on quality of Carrie Prejean’s blowjob.

So there are serious talks that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean could lose her crown over topless lingerie photos that surfaces on The Dirty earlier this week. Apparently The Dirty has really racy naked photos of Carrie Prejean, the admin just hasn’t shared them yet. It kind of makes me warm inside seeing how everything around Carrie Prejean is falling apart. Even though rule of thumb remains - whether it’s good publicity, or bad publicity, it’s always good publicity. Screw title of Miss California or Miss USA. Any of those titles mean shit and each of those hos who ever won them get lost in the oblivion as soon as the next ho gets the crown. Carrie Prejean and her grossly fugly fake tits gets more publicity that all other Miss winners combined. Ho should release a music album, write a book and cash in on all that commotion around her fat ass. Freaking newbs, do i have to teach them all the fundamentals?

Obvious morale of the story regarding possibly loss of crown is - don’t fuck with fags. Seriously, gay people propaganda can ruin your life. Gays are everywhere and are getting as obnoxious and in everyone’s face as Jews. You think if Carrie Prejean loses her crown it’s because of some racy lingerie photos? Thing again! Nobody gave a flyinf crap about her prior to her verbal flip off on Perez Hilton during Miss USA pageant. Paris Hilton deployed his gay ass against her and that cost her the crown there. Other ass pirates followed up and no-issue surrounding Carrie Prejean got overinflated to a point of no return. Topless lingerie photos of a nobody named Carrie Prejean would be just another material for the likes of me to jerk off to. But now that she on the hate list of all gays, these are not just any topless lingerie photos. They are topless lingerie photos of Miss California turned failed Miss USA Carrie Prejean and it’s used as an excuse for gay people to shove their fag dicks further up her ass. Hopefully her ass is real, cause those fake tits are horrendous.

BTW the bikini picture above appears to have been taken before Carrie Prejean had her fake boobs paid for by the Miss California pageant. People in California need to pull their heads out of Perez Hilton’s ass and realize that nobody gives a shit about big tits and fake crap in woman’s chest is just plain gross. Did they really think the only way for Carrie Prejean to win was if she had bigger tits? Of course they did, that’s why they paid for it. And Perez Hilton fucked that all up for them. Hahaha, priceless!

Remember Carrie Prejean - that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again - I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos - something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean - this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits - Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

Nicole Lamarche is a swimsuit model and a Miss San Francisco 2003 who left the career of being pretty and became the reverend of Cotuit Federated Church. Now I know there is something incredibly attractive about women who give their body and soul to God - that’s why nun porn has always done very well within adult industry and continues to be a popular niche and the story of Nicole Lamarche doesn’t make it any better. Especially since she was previously promenading herself on the stage wearing only bikini and now she’s a reverend.

Nicole Lamarche is now 30 year old, but as attractive as ever. A cougar you might say. As former swimsuit model, she’s tall and slender, with long hair and gorgeous, beaming smile. 2 years ago, when she became minister of Cotuit Federated Church, parishioners of Cape Cod village were not impressed by having a reverend with the modeling past. If I was a Cape Cod village resident, I’d insist our Reverend Nicole Lamarche serves masses wearing a bikini. I’d start attending church again. I’d even donate to church. Got to make sure Nicole Lamarche can afford more swimsuits to guide her lost sheep.

Nicole Lamarche attended Miss pageants with purpose of monetizing on her good looks (afterall, all models and wannabe Miss contestants do it for that very reason). She won Miss Greater Bay Area, followed up to win Miss San Francisco and moved on to become Miss California all in 2003. During that time, she was already enrolled in the seminary school. Being Miss California, she went to represent her state on Miss America, which landed her $24,000 in prize money and things were looking good. Her school got more traffic than any other time in history.

Things are good for Reverend Nicole Lamarche. Her parishioners got used to having a pastor who posed for millions of people in the bikini, she got married to Jeremy Nickel and had a wonderful honeymoon in Morocco. She’s good looking and happy, Could life get any better?

Photo of Rev Nicole Lamarche with the parishioners by John Bohn (Globe).