Beer Steak Bullshit

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care - who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait - a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.

Another Miss USA fell on her ass during Miss Universe pageant making it second year in a row after Rachel Smith glamorously started a tradition. Crystle Stewart graced the floor of the Crown Convention Center at Diamond Bay Resort in Nha Trang, Vietnam with priceless ass touch down as billions of people watched the broadcast on their TVs.

Actually, this is good news for Miss USA Crystle Stewart. She really had no chance at winning and her name would go to oblivion anyway after Miss Universe, but by falling on her ass she’s sure to get her name passed around YouTube making her more discussed than Miss Venezuela - 22 year old Dayana Mendoza - an actual winner of Miss Universe. Dayana Mendoza is a former kidnap victim. How sad

The video of awesome Crystle Stewart falling on her ass at Miss Universe 2008 pageant is above, Watch the views go up