Beer Steak Bullshit

Have you people sobered up at least and realized the truth about Haiti yet? When an earthquake shook Haiti in January 2010, everybody was like – oh, poor Haiti, we must help them. I was the only one at the time, and by far the first to bring up the truth and highlight what a waste of money and resources this aid to Haiti was. You can read more about the 2010 Haiti Earthquake and the truth behind it by clicking the hyperlink to the left but of course hardly anybody listened.

Now people are starting to sober up to crude reality of the real Haiti so let me take this opportunity and present you with a few facts about that shithole of a country: Haiti is a failed state, ruled by one of the world’s most corrupt government (only the government of Cambodia is worse, but far sneakier about it), it’s a country of cut throat criminals and filthy pigs drowning in their own garbage. Haitians are fast to whine about every failure they had caused by blaming it on everybody else but themselves only to portray themselves as poor and underprivileged because that’s what gives them all they want – money for nothing.

It’s a fact so let’s leave political correctness behind and say it like it is – Haitians are too lazy to move their asses to do something about the garbage that piles up in their streets on their own. All they want is for someone else to come and clean their shit up for them. They won’t bother doing it themselves so to achieve their goal of having someone else come and do it, they whine and complain about how difficult life is for them and how they don’t know how to find the way out of that crap.

This is real Haiti, there is no nice way to put it. And our dumbasses sent more money to this failed state than to any other country that gets affected by natural disasters, yet sending it to Haiti equals complete and thorough waste. Where is all this money now? You guessed it!

I guess it’s true that the louder a wheel squeaks, the more lube it gets. Whining of filthy and lazy Haitians landed them with lots of international cash and labor but now they want more. They don’t care about excessive deforestation, they don’t care about crime ridden streets, they don’t care about filthy diseases (including cholera) caused by heaps of garbage – they will just blame everyone and everything else for as long as they don’t have to do jack shit and get everything for free.

The 2010 Environmental Performance Index of the Greenest Countries ranked Haiti as one of the filthiest in the World. I guess the people putting it together didn’t do their homework very well and got fooled because Haiti should have been the worst of all. There is plain and simple no other country that would be as filthy and as hostile towards the environment as Haiti.

The international aid (aka international waste of money and labor) wasted on Haiti must stop NOW. There are people who could use some help but can’t get it because it’s all wasted on Haiti. If there was any chance of improvement in Haiti, it would have already happened but it doesn’t matter how much money you pour into the country, unless there is a sincere will on people’s behalf to change, no change will be achieved. And change is definitely not what Haitians want. They want freebies. They want to be taken out of there and moved to another country to enjoy free government support. Many succeeded in this and countries that foolishly accepted those freeeloaders, including my homeland of Canada will end up paying for it big time.

Below is the video showing garbage in the streets of Port-au-Prince, Haiti’s capital. Port-au-Prince looks and smells like a dump, because that’s what it is. But what the reporter is not realizing, is that it’s always been like that in Haiti. This is not a new phenomenon, this is what Haiti is all about and has always been. Open your eyes people, you are being goofed around.

Ask yourself – what did the Haitians do with the garbage prior to the earthquake? Do you really think it piled up just because of the earthquake? Comon now! Haitians simply need to get off their asses and start cleaning up instead of waiting for the hand outs and someone to come and clean up their streets. Haiti is not the only country in the world that has been subjected to natural disasters but others roll their sleeves up and do something about it. When there is will and people work together to fix the aftermath, it will get fixed.

Instead of trying to reuse all that plastic to spruce up economy and save their environment, they go out and cut down more trees for that is easy income. Nevermind that there are barely any trees still left in Haiti. And we continue sending Billions of dollars to further support their cause. We work hard so our governments can take our money and send it to that welfare collecting shithole.

Ms. Reporter from the video – this is how it’s always been in Haiti. Only up until thousands of peacekeeping forces moved in to safeguard the journalists and aid workers, no one would dare to step in and document on the garbage. It would have been a sure suicide. In conclusion – it wasn’t a natural disaster that devastated Haiti, it’s a human one that’s been ongoing ever since the French gave up the rule over that piece of land. Watch the Haiti garbage video below:

This is a $9 Billion Dollars check that was issued by Mitsubishi UFJ and payable to Morgan Stanley. Mitsubishi UFJ issued the $9 Billion Dollars check in fall of 2008 and sent it to Morgan Stanley to save them from complete financial collapse. The original intentions were to wire the money electronically but since Morgan Stanley was in a lot of poop and could pop any minute, the electronic transfer may not have reached them fast enough, so Mitsubishi UFJ made an exception and issued an actual hard copy check for 9 Billion Dollars. It is likely the largest check ever written.

There was recently a case from New Jersey where a man posing as a waiter collected $186 from people who came to dine at two locals restaurants. According to victims, the bogus waiter looked to be about 20 year old with spiky hair. He was wearing a dark blue shirt with yellow tie and khaki pants. This is how it went down:

Bogus waiter sat in the restaurant and observed diners. He paid attention especially once diners were done and asked for a bill. Real waitress would bring the bill and he would keep a keen eye on which diners start putting actual cash together with which to pay for the bill. Once they appeared to have the cash handy, he’d approached them acting as though he was a chief waiter and asked them if they wished for anything else before paying. Diners said they were OK and handed him the cash. There are two reported cases in New Jersey alone. The first one happened in Hobson’s Choice in Hoboken, N.J where diners got scammed out of $90, the second one took place in Margherita’s Pizza and Cafe – three women there got scammed out of $96. There are likely more, undocumented cases or cases the police did not have reports finished on yet. Either way – someone realized that people who dine in restaurants generally trust waiters with their money and credit cards while frequently failing to make sure they are handing it to the right person.

Now check out the video above. That one is from England and bogus waiter there takes advantage of people who opt to sit outside on patios in nice weather. Bogus waiter would approach them as soon as they are seated, often times making themselves look like an actual waiter by either wiping off their table and handing over the menu which he picked up from another table. He used a hard to resist line that people who sit outside must leave their credit cards with the establishment as there have been many cases of people ordering drinks and leaving without paying. A line like that simply implies that you are suspected of being a potential thief which is what no honest person wants. This makes them really want to hand over their credit cards to make sure they look like honest buyers with sincere intentions to pay for their order.

Little do they know that they just handed their credit card to a bogus waiter. It’s cool how calm Brits are. Even after they find out they were just robbed off their credit cards, they keep it cool and get concerned with minimalistic reasons. If that was filmed in North America, we’d be watching screaming women freaking out, raising hell, suing the establishment and stabbing nearby kittens in the eye with their newly pedicured nails. Luckily for all credit card holders, their cards come with some form of protection so if their cards get stolen like that and abused right away, their credit card company would swallow the cost of unauthorized purchases. That’s what you pay for when you pay your annual credit card fees – they call it credit card/fraud protection or something like that.

Morale of the story – always make sure you know whom you’re handing your money/credit cards to. Wait until you are served drinks or food and pay to the same person who served you. Or stand up, walk to the cash register, tell them which table you were at and ask them to tell you the total which you want to pay for. We will probably see more bogus waiters popping out as the economic crisis deepens. Sadly, there will always be individuals too lazy or too worthless to earn their living by contributing to the society with their work. They will prefer stealing from others, especially since some settings make people more trusting. Don’t allow them to exploit you. Be a smart player, look after yourself. It’s always worth it!