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Videos of scenes from the Oprah Show showing audience members acting like they’re monkeys have been going viral, puzzling internet users with questions like: why do people on the Oprah Show regress to crying monkeys? I’ve looked at the video myself (seen above) and knew the answer right away. The audience members on the Oprah Show are all Obama voters. That explains it all. You can’t anticipate sane behavior from an Obama worshipper. They are dumbed down to the max already. They can’t get any dumber so acting like rabid monkeys is natural to them. There you have it – the monkey-like behavior of the Oprah Show audience members explained in just one short paragraph. Nothing more to add.

Give baboons a break. They are just voyeuristic exhibitionists close to humans. When a baboons needs to bust his nut, he busts his nut, even if it takes him for a ride on the trunk of a moving Safari Jeep. This weird sounding Polish screech kind of spoils the video, but it’s a pretty enjoyable live sex show never the less. It started with baboon pimp who wanted to go on a road trip. He was spotted by horny female baboon in heat who wasn’t letting an able bodied male baboon go all by himself with questionable morality Polish people, so she jumped on and without any second guessing offered her pink ass cheeks for insertion. Live sex show on your Safari Tour ride in Africa and you didn’t even have to put any coins in like in Amsterdam.

I was impressed by lady baboons willingness to chase after a male and get right down to sex without remorse. I wish lady humans were like that. I imagine riding on the hood in my hood, a ho comes running towards me, jumps the hood and spreads her thighs like bold eagle. I look at her, say to myself: “not a bad ho!” whip out my monkey tool and feel the insides of her lusty vagina. Then I pull out, lay back on the hood and look all bored so she can work her way to deserve my dick in her ass. Sweet life of a monkey. The video is below:

Google continues to pace its way of being the biggest Obama ass kisser on the planet. What a FAIL. Latest faux paix on behalf Google has to do with Michelle Obama Monkey Photo. As it turns out, North Americans are not the only ones who find similarities between Michelle Obama and monkeys striking. Some blogger from out of China who has his Hot Girls blog hosted on Google owned Blogger.com posted a picture of Michelle Obama with monkey features on his blog and this photo ended up being the top search result on Google for search phrase “Michelle Obama”.

Nothing wrong with that, afterall – many upon many politicians and folks of other walks of life had their photos digitally manipulated and posted on the internet. Well, while other folk have sense of humor, The Obama has long been known for having none and both them as well as their worshippers get excessively outraged when someone dares to make fun of their idol.

Google being the Obama worshipper extraordinaire, responded to whining of other Obama worshippers by removal of Michelle Obama monkey photo. Bunch of hypocrites those Obama ass kissers at Google. Somehow they forgot about their pledge to “do no evil”. It’s fine to make fun of anyone else, but try to make fun of The Obamas and Google bends over to take a twin fist up their ass form their worshipped idols.

Sad world we live in. Google is a failed search engine. Providing fair, relevant results is not good by them. They must manually alter it and force feed failed Google users with custom tailored search results.

Since the original Michelle Obama monkey photo has disappeared from the internet due to Google’s doing, I’ve decided to paint my own. Granted, I ain’t no artist, but don’t tell me my awesome drawing does not resemble Michelle Obama or a monkey!