Bullshit Blog

That’s it then. Here’s the proof that Lakers Suck. All right, it’s the proof that sucks. Congrats to Celtics for beating Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 at tonight’s game and becoming NBA champions for the 17th time. To commemorate the win, Celtic fans are already selling t-shirts that read “Lakers Suck” on Ebay. How about that for business?

The city of Boston already has plans for major parade ready to celebrate the title won by their home team - Boston Celtics. Chant with me - Lakers Suck, Lakers Suck…..

All right, this is NBA player Kobe Bryant pulling off an insane stunt by jumping over a running car. He clears is smooth and it looks awesome, but I have some serious doubt about the authenticity of this video.

When you pause it and play frame by frame, it appears as though Kobe Bryant is closer to the camera than the car, but the way camera is positioned makes it look in line. This same effect was used throughout the Lord of the Rings to make hobbits looks smaller. I think the car was passing safely by the side of Kobe and he only made half the jump he needed in order to make it look like he cleared the car.

I also don’t think the Lakers would allow him to attempt crazy stunts where he could endanger his health and possibly performance during the rest of the NBA season. I’m not an expert, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a clause in his multi million dollar contract that prohibits him from performing reckless acts during his spare time which could cause harm to his body and paralyze him from playing for the team. Plus if something happened to him, he would danger his million dollar salary and who would do that?

One thing is for sure - first fan of Lakers sees it and is gonna try that shit at home. Dumbasses.

I got to start going to basketball games. There’s always some fun shit happening there. Not to mention ever so present cheerleaders.

Kobe Bryant of LA Lakers did this awesome throw last Sunday as he was leaving for a changing room. He bent over, picked up white towel from the floor and just casually threw it giving it random spins. The towel landed right on the face of an old lady who happened to be just sitting there. This video is an awesome slow motion of that hot incident. I totally love Kobe Bryant. Awesome throw. NBA has got to be proud.

Lady’s got stories to tell now. She went to see an NBA game and ended up with white stuff all over her face from one of the basketball players. Who’s gonna start the countdown till the towel is for sale on eBay?

After undergoing arthroscopy and a microfracture surgery following the cartilage damage found by the doctors, Greg Oden who was the #1 pick in the NBA draft for 2007 will not play this season. Greg Oden is a National Basketball Association center for Portland Trail Blazers. It takes 6-12 months to fully recover from the surgery and Greg Oden is likely to spend his initial 8 weeks on crutches.

I surely hope Greg gets well soon. Portland Trail Blazers have a good team anyway and should be able t make the play offs. even without their 7-foot tall Oden. He’s young, only 19 years old so my thinking is that his knees haven’t gone through that much high profile basketball, so hopefully we’ll see Greg Oden recovered for the 2008/09 season.