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Lesley Visser has been voted the #1 US female sportcaster. The photo above is of Lesley Visser – that’s what top felame sportcaster in the US looks like. Not bad, eh? Now take a look at Federica Fontana – The Italian SportsCaster. People who voted for Lesley Visser are probably the same people who voted for Angelina Jolie as the sexiest female actor. Ewww!

In all fairness to Lesley Visser – it’s hard to compare any female to Federica Fontana so it’s all good. Given that she’s 56 year old – she looks pretty fine for her age. Doing sportscasts for CBS, Lesley Visser beat 36 finalists to become the No 1 voted female sportscaster in the US, followed by Andrea Kremer of NBC, Robin Roberts of ABC and ESPN, Michele Tafoya of ESPN and Hannah Storm of ESPN. Gratz

Just when you thought Miss USA could not get any worse, the title was given to perhaps the most plastic looking, overused blonde by the name of Kristen Dalton. Donald Trump has awful taste in women. Have they seriously run out of pretty girls or does Donald Trump purposefully request plastic looking, Playboy style Barbie doll blondes without charisma?

Kristen Dalton who won Miss North Carolina pageant represented her state at Miss USA 2009 and won the contest. Miss West Virginia Jessi Pierson won herself the Miss Photogenic title and Miss Congeniality award was won by Miss Wyoming Cynthia Pate. Miss California Carrie Prejean ended as first runner up and second runner up was Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco. The Miss USA 2009 was held at the Planet Hollywood Resort Casino in Las Vegas and was broadcast live nationally on NBC.

Miss North Carolina turned Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton is a 22 year old Wilmington native with family history of Miss pageants. The Miss North Carolina title was won by her mother in 1982 and her sister won Miss North Carolina Teen USA 2008. Kristen Dalton also contested in Miss North Carolina Teen USA in 2005 and was first runner up back then.

Having won Miss USA 2009, Kristen Dalton will go to represent her country in the Miss Universe pageant. Here’s hoping Kristen Dalton will continue with hilarious tradition of Miss USA at Miss Universe and will fall on her ass like her two predecessors Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith and Miss USA 2008 Crystle Stewart. Perhaps being from North Carolina, she could outdo her South Carolina counterpart and be both dumb and fall on her ass.

Gallery of pictures from Miss USA 2009 pageant with newly crowned Miss Kristen Dalton is below.

Photos by Judy Eddy, WENN.com

New Peta SuperBowl Commercial is causing controversy again. I know Peta has long been a rather laughable institution, but their commercials rock. How about giving some asparagus blowjov, giving pumpkin titjob and fucking a little broccoli? That’s what Peta SuperBowl Commercial is all about. Too bad the prudes at NBC put big Banned stamp all over it.

When it comes to SuperBowl, controversy seems to accompany it on every step. Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction is probably the most famous of all. I can’t help but laugh. Surely some controversy is needed – I mean who in their right state of mind would want to watch football? It’s the most boring parade of small penises and oversized body armor ever. Only morons watch that bullshit. And organizers clearly realize that. So they boost it up with a little something here and there.

People for Ethical treatment of Animals tried their share and got Banned. Peta SuperBowl Commercial shows some ugly bitches with fake boobs get all horny looking at vegetables, so they take their clothes on and get raunchy with the greens. There is blurred naked tit somewhere in that video, I think. I don’t know – all I could see were plastic looking Barbie dolls with fake tits. Not that I wouldn’t fuck it, but I fuck vegetables all the time so I was distracted by a sight of yummy asparagus bunch. Reminded me of good times massaging my prostate. And yes – asparagus is much safer than a glass jar (don’t click that link, it’s 18+ and offensive – for you, not me)!

Watch Banned Peta SuperBowl Commercial video below

Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe award last night for his role in The Wrestler and as he was giving his speech to the excited crowd he paid homage to the director Darren Aronofsky by calling him “one tough son of a bitch“. All in good spirit. I actually enjoyed Mickey Rourke and his speech – nothing like dropping a b-bomb at the Golden Globe Awards. That tough Son of a Bitch Darren Aronofsky responded by giving Mickey Rourke middle finger. Those two are good buddies, you can tell.

Mickey Rourke sported awesome outfit at the Golden Globe. WTF is he wearing anyway? That wig gets in his face too. This was Mickey’s first best actor Golden Globe award. He definitely took it with style. I’m glad NBC hasn’t censored all that shit out like we’re little kids.

The Wrestler is a movie about life of Randy “The Ram” Robinson a professional wrestler with pretty messed up life. I have not seen the movie yet but the reviews are pretty good suggesting it could be a pretty decent watch and Evan Rachel Wood is in it. I have it on a to-do list to check it out after I had returned from vacation in the Dominican Republic.

Below is the YouTube video of Mickey Rourke calling Darren Aronofsky one tough son of a bitch and getting flipped off in return during his Golden Globe award speech.

Mickey Rourke Golden Globe Pic by WENN