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New Kids on the Block New Single Summertime (video)

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The wait was well worth it. Reignite that fire of a 11 year old girl in you and indulge yourself into smooth flowing tunes of new single by hot boys from New Kids on the Block. Those five twinks just released a song titled Summertime and you guessed it – it’s got GAY written all over it with capital letters. Duh!

This is NKOTB first video in 73 years. I mean 10 years. Geeee, I swear it feels like eternity since their first big break with Step by Step. Summertime is of course made out to be a summer jingle with its Jamaican sounding creepy subtext and busty, bikini clad babes on the beach. And our five jokers keep doing their childish silhouette moves on the camera like they’re still 13. How embarrassing. Oh God, that’s Summertime for you.

New Kids on the Block Performing Live in Rain Video

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New Kids on the Block were on Today show in the morning performing for a crowd of screaming, hair tearing, and underwear not wearing cougars. Those are some dedicated fans, because it was raining on their heads yet they still contributed to the gayness with their high pitch voices. Swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched. It’s true ;)

Grandpas on the stage were not any better. It was raining on their heads too, so I’m just gonna blame their disoriented oral performance on the air. Those guys should suck each other more. Have I not just stated that swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched? Maybe it also gets it in tune.

Click Click – New Song by New Kids on the Block

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Click Click - New Song by New Kids on the Block

You guessed it. This is the new song by our favorite hunks from New Kids on the Block. Following their mindblowing reunion, NKOTB came with this piece of ear tearing audio magically entitled Click Click.

Click Click is nothing like the shit NKOTB had done before they grew to become grandpas. It sounds so lame and creepy and has a stripper beat to it, but it doesn’t lack that ahhhhh whiny stuff you always expect from boy bands. Click Click is just as bad as could have been expected.

I can see new heaps of 11 year old girls creaming their panties over this tune. Which is kind of disappointing cause I thought they were gonna target the GMILF crowd, aka the crowd equal to their age, but I was mistaken. They are still aiming for brainless little kiddo girls who have no damn clue but their daddies will buy a disc for them. Damn, making music seems so easy at times.

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New Kids on the Block Reunion on Today Show

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TGIF!

New Kids on the Block made their reunion official earlier today on Today Show in New York, during life feed from Rockefeller Plaza. And I could not help but notice those young chicks screaming their heads off.

Seriously, WTF? You have not been around 19 years ago when New Kids on the Block started and looked like young hot boys. They are senile, retired old men. What are you screaming your fat ass off for, kiddo?

Next – what a come back. NBC put those guys behind a bed sheet and made the magic and had them appear behind it. OMG, unbelievable. How did they manage that? First there was a bed sheet, then there was New Kids on the Block. Friday magic, I ain’t kiddin’.

Anyway, the crowd also consisted of some aged women who still apparently get the itch downstairs and felt like brishing off their spider webs from there after 15 years. Exciting news. Whatever, the hot boys of New Kids on the Block officially announced their reunion today. It went without fireworks and without a brass band, but hey… it was a rainy day in New York and some fans still showed up. Never mind the cheap ass stage and magic unveil that brought them back to life after 15 years.

The big announcement also went without them performing for their hair tearing female fans. All they did was announce that they will perform on Today sometimes next month. This is it? Disappointing. The worst reunion announcement in history. I want a refund.