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Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?

You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.

I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.

Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE

Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like:

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Barack Obama is hands down the worst president not only of the US, but overall in the world ever. I hated George Bush with passion. He was pure fail boat, but it was common to make fun of the jack ass. Everywhere you looked, someone mocked George Bush in some way. George Bush, despite being complete moran, took it like a champ. Barack Obama is not like that. Barack Obama the Antichrist and his army of blind sheep apologists aren’t having any of that. If a cartoon is made, it is a cartoon. Obama apologists took New York Post cartoon by the comic strip artist Sean Delonas and plowed their filthy mouth back and forth until New York Post was forced to apologize. Apologize for what you pathetic morans? For Barack Obama being a complete fail? For Barack Obama being unable to take criticism? For Barack Obama seeking to see offenses against him where there may be none? You are all a failure, just as the president you have voted for.

New York Post apology, even though half assed, is still an apology and signals the end to political humor and satyre as we know it. Don’t you dare to say something negative in regards to Barack Obama, or you’ll be lynched. Much props to New York Post editor Col Allen who defended the cartoon. I understand the editorial team behind New York Posts so their apology makes sense. I have seen how vicious and short sighted Obama Worshippers get. These antichrist minions are not to be messed with hence it was either spologize, or we’re taking you to hell. New Your Post apologized – which is what smart people would do. Don’t want to get antichrist on your ass. His cock is big, such ass rape would hurt. Actually, maybe not.

New York Post Apology is below:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

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