Beer Steak Bullshit

Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.

The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.

Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!

And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!

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After fiasco in England, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama graced France with their presence. French president Nicolas Sarkozy set up a red carpet treatment for the US presidential couple but that’s all unimportant. Carla Bruni Sarkozy, the hottest first lade on Earth, former Italian model and a wife of French president treated Barack Obama the way I would have treated him if I were hot and powerful. While hugs and kisses were exchange between couples – Nicolas Sarkozy hugged and double kissed Michelle Obama with pecks on both cheeks while Carla Bruni Sarkozy backed off Barack Obama and just shook his hand. When it came to Michelle Obama, stunning Carla Bruni had no problem kissing her, but as soon as Barack Obama got his turn, she kept her distance. That’s Barack Obama in France for you.

Michelle and Barack Obama were greeted by Nicolas and Carla Bruni Sarkozy in majestic Rohan Palace in Strasbourg where they also met with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But that’s all unimportant. Even Barack Obama not getting a kiss from Carla Bruni Sarkozy is unimportant. What’s really important is in the pic below:

Isn’t that priceless? Look at French president and how he’s trying to stand on her tippy toes and still remains the shortest. Hahaha. It looks like The Obamas are a tall bunch, they made the Queen Elizabeth II look way too small, but damn Nicolas Sarkozy. Poor guy trying so hard to keep the height and failing miserably.

During his speech in France, Barack Obama said he was aiming for the world without nuclear weapons. He said America was partially to blame for nuclear crisis, but outlined that America is changing but it cannot be the only place that changes. That guy is still full of his “change”! Damn…

Let’s forget about Obama in France for a second and focus on true beauty – if you are 18 years of age or over, check out beautiful pictures of Carla Bruni Sarkozy she posed for before she married french president. Some of the pics contain nudity. Must be 18+ to click!

Sarah Palin got badly pranked by Canadian radio duo known as The Masked Avengers. Sébastien Trudel and Marc-Antoine Audette are well known pranksters who pranked many celebrities, politicians, billionaires and other famous people. This time they targeted running mate of Republican presidential candidate John McCain and it didn’t go well for Sarah Palin at all. She didn’t handle the ending well, when she was told that she’d just been pranked…

The Masked Avengers host Les Cerveaux de l’info – an afternoon program on CKOI-FM radio station in Montreal. Most of their pranks are in French, but when they prank an international celebrity, they switch to English. At this Sarah Palin prank, the Masked Avengers pretend to be French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

According to the Masked Avengers, getting to Sarah Palin was much easier than getting to let’s say Britney Spears. Their previous prank victims include Queen Elizabeth, Gilles Duceppe (Quebec nationalist), Bono from U2, Mick Jagger (The Rolling Stones), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Jacques Villeneuve (Formula 1 driver), and Donald Trump.

Hottest president’s wife in the world – Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy is rumored to be pregnant with president’s child. The picture of the couple in which Nicolas Sarkozy fondles Carla Bruni’s baby bump (or what appears as such) was taken while the couple was on holiday at their family villa on the French Riviera. As soon as the pic hit internet, the speculations on Carla Bruni’s pregnancy began.

I totally envy French President. He’s got the hottest wife ever. Carla Bruni, New First Lady of France is former model from Italy and there’s just way too much goodness on her to list. She’s perfect.

Nicolas Sarkozy married Carla Bruni last February and Carla has not been hiding her desire to have a family with kids and all. Vanity Fair did an interview with 40 year old Carla Bruni in which she mentioned that she and French president are trying for a baby. Carla has one son from previous relationship. His name is Aurelien, he’s 7 year old and it’s hard to believe that hot bod already spawned a kid.

She’s denied all speculations that she was pregnant, but remains open about wanting to have family with Nicolas Sarkozy. Maybe a little stay at French Riviera will conceive a little Sarkozi kid. Maybe there’s one in her belly already. Frenchy is lucky. He gets to bone that hot bod. Damn…

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Nicolas Sarkozy Image Credit: Bigpics/PR