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You’re probably thinking what I am thinking – who the eff is Brittny Gastineau. The answer is simple – who cares. She’s got paparazzi around her and her dress delivered near nip slip. It’s really weak, it’s not an actual nip slip as you can’t see no damn nipple, but there’s a hint of areola and that’s about as close to work not safe as I can get with otherwise work safe Beer Steak blog, right? You all work hard, you’re always at work so we need to keep things SFW. Anyway… Brittny Gastineau!

Brittny Gastineau is a daughter of former NFL player Mark Gastineau. As if being a daughter of the player in the gayest and most boring sport in the world wasn’t embarrassing enough, Brittny Gastineau forced her ass on the reality show The Gastineau Girls that aired on E! So basically she’s a nobody and nobody gives a crap. Except from me right now, cause I just found out Brittny Gastineau was born on November 11. Do you know what that means? That means that she’s a Scorpio, just like me. She probably gives mean head and has vagina with teeth (vagina dentata). Scorpios are the tits in bed.

The picture of Brittny Gastineau with near nip slip were taken last year just as she was on the way to her birthday party (yeah, in November) at the nightclub Villa in Los Angeles. Get this, her boyfriend Richard Voll was with her. How embarrassing is that? You don’t drag your boyfriends to birthday parties? You should get laid on birthday. Besides, chicks who have boyfriends plain suck. There is nothing more frustrating than a chick on whom you’ve been hitting telling you that she had a boyfriend. Well, grow up. Get rid of him so guys like me can dip my mean penis into your juicy vagina, Duh!!

Brittny Gastineau picture gallery containing near nip slip is below. High res pics available, just click it till you see it.

Brittny Gastineau photos by MAVRIXPHOTO.COM

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MTV’s 2008 VMA (Video Music Awards) started to look pretty boring, but luckily Pink came on the scene and saved the day with her wardrobe malfunction. She had a little nip slip, that’s almost unseeable and really boring, but that was the only exciting part at these VMAs. Seriously, what kind of music awards is it if there are no scandals attached to it. And there was nothing. I’m digging and digging and all I see is boring shit. Pink Wardrobe Malfunction was the best there is. You actually have to focus real hard to spot the nip slip and YouTube removed all better quality videos already so only crappy quality is available, but yeah – Pink Wardrobe Malfunction – Nip Slip At VMA video is the only little excitement besides Britney Spears mind-blowing opening speech.

This wardrobe malfunction will not make it as big as Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake one from 2004. There’s a little buzz about it, but it’ll be forgotten soon. Pink was singing her song “So What” from her upcoming album “Funhouse” and her boob with nipple came out of her loose dress as she was jumping up and down the stage like wounded donkey.

Video is below. Look for Pink Wardrobe Malfunction there somewhere. It’s pretty boring though.

Pink Wardrobe Malfunction Image Credit: Matt Sayles, AP Photo

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Hot cougar tattoo, but where’s the ass crack? Anyway, I love Bai Ling. She’s the shit. Such a show off little bitch. Bai Ling grabs at any and all opportunity to flash her tits. I’m being decent and call it a nip slip, where as in fact it’s a tit flash.

Bai Ling was the premiere of The X-Files, I Want To Believe last night in Hollywood and nip slip occurred out of the blue. Notorious for her extravagant costumes, Bai Ling ance again proved she’ll never dress up in such way so as not to have her nipples slip out. This time around she’s wearing some form of cloth over her frontal torso, entirely exposing her back, but where the fuck is that ass crack?

I love Bai Ling nipples. They’re giant, always had, always erect, always bigger than anybody else’s in the room and never covered up properly. When Bai Ling is around, it’s pretty much a guarantee that a nip slip occurs. And I couldn’t be happier. I’d suck on the giant nipple any time. She’s got perfect boobs.

Oh, and I love the expression the photographer has on his face. What a newb… is this really the first time he’s seen Bai Ling nipples? Fucking newb. The other paparazzi can’t take his eyes of her sideboob, though

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Well, almost. Even though nipple didn’t entirely slip, areola did, so we got some idea of what Rihanna‘s pink boobs look like.

The nip slip picture is from Kids Choice Awards that took place last weekend. Rihanna kept her nipples so close to being flashed, it almost turned Nickelodeon’s event into an adult only gig. She definitely offered the view of a nice cleavage and immediate proximity of a nip slip kept it on a fringe of wardrobe malfunction. All of that in area full of kids.

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