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NY Post Page 6 reports that comic Artie Lange who’s best known for being a Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself nine times in a suicide attempt. How can he stab himself in a suicide attempt? Are there no self preservation mechanisms in Artie Lange’s mind that would prevent him from inflicting pain upon himself continuously with intentions to take his own life? I mean – I can understand someone taking pills, jumping off the building or pulling a trigger of a handgun in their mouth, cause this type of suicide attempt only takes a simple one time action and that should be it. But stabbing yourself? How can you stab yourself and do it repeatedly while you’re at it?

According to Page 6, Artie Lange was discovered bloodied in his Hoboken apartment by his mom who alerted the police by calling 911 and had him taken to a hospital. Surgeons say Artie Lange was bleeding heavily due to excessive stab wounds but they managed to save his life. So now that his life is saved, Artie Lange can chalk this suicide attempt off as another of his life failures. If you can’t even kill yourself properly then you seriously fail at life. Bloody show off.

Artie Lange Photo by Bobby Bank, WireImage

Barack Obama is hands down the worst president not only of the US, but overall in the world ever. I hated George Bush with passion. He was pure fail boat, but it was common to make fun of the jack ass. Everywhere you looked, someone mocked George Bush in some way. George Bush, despite being complete moran, took it like a champ. Barack Obama is not like that. Barack Obama the Antichrist and his army of blind sheep apologists aren’t having any of that. If a cartoon is made, it is a cartoon. Obama apologists took New York Post cartoon by the comic strip artist Sean Delonas and plowed their filthy mouth back and forth until New York Post was forced to apologize. Apologize for what you pathetic morans? For Barack Obama being a complete fail? For Barack Obama being unable to take criticism? For Barack Obama seeking to see offenses against him where there may be none? You are all a failure, just as the president you have voted for.

New York Post apology, even though half assed, is still an apology and signals the end to political humor and satyre as we know it. Don’t you dare to say something negative in regards to Barack Obama, or you’ll be lynched. Much props to New York Post editor Col Allen who defended the cartoon. I understand the editorial team behind New York Posts so their apology makes sense. I have seen how vicious and short sighted Obama Worshippers get. These antichrist minions are not to be messed with hence it was either spologize, or we’re taking you to hell. New Your Post apologized – which is what smart people would do. Don’t want to get antichrist on your ass. His cock is big, such ass rape would hurt. Actually, maybe not.

New York Post Apology is below:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Despite neverending animosity of Obama asskissers, more and more people are coming out of the closet as fearless knights in shiny armor to speak out what they really think about Barack Obama the Antichrist.

Well, the above was completely unrelated, but anyway – NY Post comic strip artist Sean Delonas stirred some waters today with his latest creation. Sean Delonas took on the story of a monkey chimp from Connecticut (I could not write about it, I was upset over several things – first of all, monkey chimps don’t belong in Connecticut, they belong in jungle and presently also in the Oval Office of the White House, so not only has this poor monkey been removed from his natural habitat, he was also subsequntly shot dead because of some dumb whore who got in his path) and mixed it up with the stimulus package of US president Barack Obama. The outcome is the comic strip picture above. Sean Delonas is the shit! Well, I mean he is, unless you have no sense of humor or like to pull the racist card. Sad if you fall within either category.

Needless to say, more monkeys (and I’m referring to people with no sense of humor or people who pull racial card whether there is a reason or not – in no way referring to African Americans) spoke out loud against it. First and foremost – the all embarassing Rev. Al Sharpton let his mouth aloose calling the cartoon “troubling at best”. Video interview with Al Sharpton by CNN is below.

On the other hand, there were some who defended the cartoon. Specifically, the boss of Sean Delonas, NY Post editor Col Allan insisted that the cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event. I understand that NY Post editor had to step out and speak in favor of his dedicated employee, which I believe Sean Delonas, but what he should have done is completely ignore Al Sharpton. That guy is a joke and is only stirring waters to draw more attention on himself. Just ignore the fucker. He’s clueless and helpless. Focus more on poor monkey and why it was in Connecticut in the first place and why it got shot dead. People are pathetic. We as humans fail. Let me not even start on the fact that it was us humans who elected the antichrist to be the president of the nation with most nuclear weapons. Scary shit!