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Google continues to pace its way of being the biggest Obama ass kisser on the planet. What a FAIL. Latest faux paix on behalf Google has to do with Michelle Obama Monkey Photo. As it turns out, North Americans are not the only ones who find similarities between Michelle Obama and monkeys striking. Some blogger from out of China who has his Hot Girls blog hosted on Google owned Blogger.com posted a picture of Michelle Obama with monkey features on his blog and this photo ended up being the top search result on Google for search phrase “Michelle Obama”.

Nothing wrong with that, afterall – many upon many politicians and folks of other walks of life had their photos digitally manipulated and posted on the internet. Well, while other folk have sense of humor, The Obama has long been known for having none and both them as well as their worshippers get excessively outraged when someone dares to make fun of their idol.

Google being the Obama worshipper extraordinaire, responded to whining of other Obama worshippers by removal of Michelle Obama monkey photo. Bunch of hypocrites those Obama ass kissers at Google. Somehow they forgot about their pledge to “do no evil”. It’s fine to make fun of anyone else, but try to make fun of The Obamas and Google bends over to take a twin fist up their ass form their worshipped idols.

Sad world we live in. Google is a failed search engine. Providing fair, relevant results is not good by them. They must manually alter it and force feed failed Google users with custom tailored search results.

Since the original Michelle Obama monkey photo has disappeared from the internet due to Google’s doing, I’ve decided to paint my own. Granted, I ain’t no artist, but don’t tell me my awesome drawing does not resemble Michelle Obama or a monkey!

Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.

The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.

Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!

And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!

Photo by Reuters