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I’m on a Boat Death Metal Cover by Goatmill Feat. Evil Genius

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The best song of the decade, also known as I’m on a Boat by Lonely Island featuring T-Pain has become so popular it’s been covered by a death metal band. Awesome. There’s nothing like quality deep shriek with heavy guitars. The “I’m on a Boat Death Metal Cover” was put together by guys from Columbus, Ohio who call themselves Goatmill. Face painted Evil Genius does T-Pain’s autotuner faggotry which I’m not sure I’m entirely fond of. I otherwise like the cover, but they should have brutalized the autotuner too. The flippy floppies make up for it though.

Andrew Mizsak – 270 Pounds of a 28 Year Old Democrat from Parent’s Basement

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Andrew Mizsak - 270 Pounds of a 28 Year Old Democrat from Parent's Basement

Meet Andrew Mizsak from Ohio. Andrew Mizsak is 28 year old, weighs 270 pounds, lives in his parent’s basement for which they don’t charge him rent and he’s a democrat. In my mind, this is the perfect specimen of a democrat ever. Fat, spoiled kid who never gets laid and masturbates to goat porn in comfort of his parent’s basement. Normally a democrat would live in her grandma’s basement, but still living for free at your parents when you’re 28 is still not bad. Not for a democrat that is. Well, that’s about the brief profile of Andrew Mizsak.

Otherwise completely insignificant closeted homosexual Andrew Mizsak would normally never make it on the pages of news portals, but his life took a sudden turn after his own dad whose name is also Andrew Mizsak called 911 because Andrew Mizsak refused to clean his room. You know – fat democrat living at parent’s basement rent free – he ain’t gonna bother cleaning all that tissue he uses to clean his circumcised dick with after masturbation to free porn. Are you kidding me? Democrats don’t do that.

After Andrew Mizsak senior called Bradford police to set his 28 year old son straight after Andrew Mizsak junior threw a kitchen table at him and threatened him with clenched fist. Wow, 270 pounds monster clenched his mighty fist at his dad. Scary thought. After the police got into motion, Andrew Mizsak senior decided not to press any charges so as not to interfere with his son’s political career. I betcha whole family voted for Barack Obama. What bunch of losers!

Andrew and Paula Mizsak (his momma Paula is a councilwoman in Bradford, Ohio) obviously spoil the crap out of their little son. They feed him well and give him everything. He treats them back like shit, but what would you expect from a spoiled kid? Dad took it all on himself so his democrat son’s political career doesn’t get ruined but oops… it’s already ruined. I’m helping to ruin it, cause 1 – he’s a democrat and 2 – enough spoiled kids in the government.

BTW – Andrew Mizsak junior insists that he’s an independent political consultant who serves on the Bedford School Board but he’s an undisputed democrat. Take a look at what his LinkedIn profile says:

Democratic City Leader/Director of Political Operations
Bedford/Walton Hills Democratic Party(Political Organization industry)

May 2002 — Present (7 years 1 month)

Chair of the Bedford/Walton Hills Democratic Party (Assistant Democratic City Leader and Vice Chair from May 2002 – July, 2008), and the number one position in the leadership structure of the Local Party Organization, I have served as the Chairman of the Democratic Coordinated Campaign for the four communities of the Bedford City School District since 2002. I also preside over meetings, coordinate the Central and Executive Committees, and am responsible for all campaign and grassroots outreach efforts over an area of 13 square miles, serving 17,000 residents – of whom, 70 – 75% of the registered voters are Democrats. I am also the Chief Fundraiser for the Local Party Organization.

That’s a Democrat with capital D and sure Barack Obama ass kisser. Here’s to your political career, Mr. Andrew Mizsak! Get a life, damn it!

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Fate of John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible from Sobibor

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Fate of John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible from Sobibor

German authorities issued an arrest warrant on March 11, 2009 for alleged n=Nazi war criminal John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible. John Demjanjuk was a Nazi guard at Sobibor Concentration Camp in today’s Poland and is believed to be responsible for killing of 29,000 Jews.

John Demjanjuk was born in the Ukraine but lived in the USA since 1952. He was first identified as Ivan the Terrible in 1977 when former prisoner from Treblinka Concentration Camp recognized him. USA extradicted him to Israel in 1986 where he was sentenced to death, but later released after another Nazi guard – Ivan Marchenko was identified by Soviet KGB as Ivan the Terrible in 1993.

John Demjanjuk returned to the USA, but his citizenship has been taken away for lying about his wartime activities. He remained in Cleveland, Ohio but was under constant watch. US authorities re-initiated investigation against him in 1999 after new witnesses identified him as Nazi Sobibor death camp guard who was seen abusing Jews by kicking them and hitting them with rifle butt.

The name of John Demjanjuk remains on a Simon Wiesenthal Center list of the most wanted Nazi war criminals. Germany now claim that they have new evidence he is the camp guard known as Ivan the Terrible and their newly obtained materials allow them to pursue the case. A German court expects US authorities to expell John Demjanjuk and if it doesn’t happen, they will follow up with a formal extradition request.

Retired automotive worker John Demjanjuk is now 88 year old. He’s charged with more than 29 thousand counts of accessory to murder. He denies the charges and denies that he’s Ivan the Terrible from Sobibor Concentration Camp. His son says that John Demjanjuk is not in good enough health to take on a long distance flight. His wife says they just want to live the rest of their lives and die in peace. It would be interesting to know what kind of evidence Germans came by. Is John Demjanjuk really Ivan the Terrible? If he is Ivan the Terrible, why the hell would he come back to Cleveland after spending 6 years on a death row in Israel. Why would he not go to some lawless country, like Costa Rica? I’m also curious – John Demjanjuk was once tried for being Ivan the Terrible, was found guilty first but then found innocent after another man was identified as Ivan the Terrible. I mean, doesn’t international law commands that one man can only be charged for the same crime once?

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Uncontrolled Farts at City Council Meeting in Medina, Ohio (video)

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Members of city council in Medina, Ohio met for a regular meeting to discuss important issues when an unknown culprit let out a loud fart. City council members tried hard to continue with their agenda, but as much as they were trying to stay serious, focused and on topic, continuing uncontrolled farts brought everyone into uncontrolled laughter. Medina, Ohio is gonna have some funny bylaws passed very soon. They may even legalize marijuana out of these fart meetings. I need to move to Medina. I’d even apply for city council position and attend meetings after a few puffs from a joint. I’d probably laugh so hard I’d start to fart uncontrollably myself.

There’s a video of the fart incident, but it’s really hard to pinpoint which city council member could not hold his farts. They sound pretty effin loud and greasy too. They probably didn’t stink much, but the sound is impressive. Never mind the balls for letting out a loudy like that at a public meeting. Medina in Ohio rocks!

I know it sounds too much like a fake and farts are edited in, but Fox8 claims it’s real! I hope it is real, it gave me much needed lulz.

EDIT: Upon further review (yes, I can’t get enough of farts), I came to conclusion that the farts were real, but they were not heard in the video. Since we don’t know which council member let those out, it’s obvious he/she didn’t have the microphone by their ass to deliver a lour ass munch that would be clearer than speech of people talking into the microphone. Everyone does laugh at real farts, but whoever posted the video on YouTube, added those loud fuckers there manually, cause the video just didn’t have the punch without it. Aren’t I a genius?

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