OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on All 12 Counts, Faces Life in Prison

Saturday, October 4th, 2008
OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on all 12 Counts, Faces Life in Prison

OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on all 12 Counts, Faces Life in Prison

OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on All 12 Counts. First of all though - they’ve got midnight court room trials in Las Vegas or what? How can a trial take in the middle of the night? But I gues that’s Vegas for you baby… And damn. Sucks to be OJ Simpson but that’s what you get. Karma took 13 years, but it showed no compromise. OJ Simpson verdict was strict and heavy. He’s now facing 15 years to life in prison for just the kidnapping charge itself. Other charges could fetch him additional 10 years behind bars. I hope he’s got enough Vaseline. Bubba is surely looking forward to a new, tight salad in the yard.

The sentencing will take place on December 5. While OJ Simpson faced his verdict with straight face, his sister cried and fainted in the front row as his bro was being taken away in handcuffs. This concludes the trial that took 4 weeks.

13 is definitely not OJ Simpson’s lucky number. 13 years after the 1995 murder and 13 hours on the hour he’s found guilty of everything he was charged with. Count your luck, OJ Simpson.

The OJ Simpson case was highly publicized so everybody probably knows about it already, so just a brief reminder - OJ Simpson (allegedly) stab murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover Ronald Goldman but was found NOT guilty… The last year OJ Simpson robbed two sport memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in Vegas and that’s when he sealed his faith.

OJ = Guilty. Obviously, the defense will appeal on the all white jury.

Handcuffed O.J. Simpson Photo Credit: Steve Marcus, The New York Times