Beer Steak Bullshit

OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on All 12 Counts. First of all though - they’ve got midnight court room trials in Las Vegas or what? How can a trial take in the middle of the night? But I gues that’s Vegas for you baby… And damn. Sucks to be OJ Simpson but that’s what you get. Karma took 13 years, but it showed no compromise. OJ Simpson verdict was strict and heavy. He’s now facing 15 years to life in prison for just the kidnapping charge itself. Other charges could fetch him additional 10 years behind bars. I hope he’s got enough Vaseline. Bubba is surely looking forward to a new, tight salad in the yard.

The sentencing will take place on December 5. While OJ Simpson faced his verdict with straight face, his sister cried and fainted in the front row as his bro was being taken away in handcuffs. This concludes the trial that took 4 weeks.

13 is definitely not OJ Simpson’s lucky number. 13 years after the 1995 murder and 13 hours on the hour he’s found guilty of everything he was charged with. Count your luck, OJ Simpson.

The OJ Simpson case was highly publicized so everybody probably knows about it already, so just a brief reminder - OJ Simpson (allegedly) stab murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover Ronald Goldman but was found NOT guilty… The last year OJ Simpson robbed two sport memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in Vegas and that’s when he sealed his faith.

OJ = Guilty. Obviously, the defense will appeal on the all white jury.

Handcuffed O.J. Simpson Photo Credit: Steve Marcus, The New York Times

Christine Prody is OJ Simpson’s girlfriend. What her purpose in life is, I do not know, but I don’t think I’d be too far from truth if I said she was just a sneaky gold digger looking for her personal benefits that come to her from hanging around OJ Simpson. Seriously, Christine Prody used to leave him, then she would come back to being his girlfriend when media put focus on him, then she would leave him and come back to be a girlfriend again and so on and so forth… She’s a sneaky bastard, not a fucking girlfriend who just enjoys the attention being around OJ Simpson brings, that’s what I think. It’s probably also financially rewarding for her. If OJ wasn’t as famous as he is, Christine Prody would not be with him by now. And she even goes as far as to shed a tear after he was released from prison on bail… Stupid acting bitch!

PS - decent rack though…
PPS - I have also seen her being called Christie Prody but majority of media call her Christine Prody so we’re just gonna stick with that instead…

There are reports that OJ Simpson is being questioned by Las Vegas police Department (LVPD) about robbery. The incident took place late last and involved breaking into a room at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas. Police are investigating the incident and seceral people are being questioned apart from OJ Simpson. The official police statement is to be issued later today, but from early reports it appears that OJ Simpson has not been arrested.

Wanted!