Beer Steak Bullshit

When Portland, Oregon police officers pulled over a car driven by Kevin Signalness, they found him with his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laid on the passenger seat. Kevin Signalness admitted to masturbating while driving. I wasn’t aware of any law prohibiting masturbation during driving, but judging by the mugshot, it is illegal and the masturbating driver was taking in by the police before he could wreak havoc on the road making sure he milks his member dry.

You know, at one point in my life, I saw a vibrating vagina with power connector that plugs into a car lighter. It was intended for car drivers so they could enjoy an intimate moments while still keeping their hands on the steering wheel. I’d say Kevin Signalness needs one of those.

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• masterbating driver
• driver masturbating illegal
• pulled over masturbating car
• pulled can you over masturbatinhg
• masturbation driver car
• masturbating driving police
• masturbating drivers
• masturbate while driving
• masturbate drive
• mastrubating while drive

Let me get back to demonstrating my little crush I have on Earth Friend Gen aka Gennifer Moss. I reported on Saturday that Gennifer Moss was Rollerblading naked around Oregon, today’s reports confirm that Earth Friend Gen was also riding bicycle naked, on top of rollerblading. I wander if the bicycle had a seat mounted on.

Seriously, I like Earth Friend Gen. She’s so pure, so with Mother Nature, so confident in her body, so good looking naked and has that Asian feel to herself – how can you not like. She says her purpose is to draw attention to peace with her nakedness. It does get noticed, Earth Friend Gen… it does get noticed for sure. I’ve been noticing you big time and I hope you won’t quit. More naked videos though. I need more naked videos.

Gennifer Moss (seen her misspelled as Jennifer Moss) eats organic food and dresses up in Earth friendly clothes (that’s when she’s not naked). Her height as far as I could find was 5′ 3″ which is petite enough to go with her gorgeous, well proportioned naked body. This is what Earth Friend Gen says about her nudity and public exposures:

“Peace begins with ourselves, our mind, spirit, heart, and soul and that our body is an integral part of ourselves and I was created in God’s creation and no part of me is obscene.”

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• Gennifer Moss
• naked goddess
• earth friend gen
• earthfriendgen
• goddess naked
• naked friends
• naked goddesses
• gennifer
• oregon moss
• earthfreindgen

Gennifer Moss who is known around Oregon as Earth Friend Gen is an avid nudist. Nudists are the best, you don’t have to ask them twice to get naked. Actually, sometimes you may need to ask them to put some fucking clothes on cause there’s people around and you feel ashamed.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen skates around on in-line rollerblades naked. Some wimp construction workers who can’t get their dicks up called 911 and complained that there’s a naked chick on rollerbaldes skating around and having good time doing it. What a bunch of senile fuckers. You’d call a fucking 911 instead of try to get into her panties? Hang on… no panties on Earth Friend Gen – just straight on vagina.

The police eventually halted Gennifer Moss but the crowd of enthusiasts who gathered at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park area to admire the waterfalls booed them. Obviously they have more brains that construction workers. Gennifer Moss was told she couldn’t be in public with her genitalia fully exposed, so she put on the thong and carried on rollerblading. My kind of chick.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen is California native and became famous after she’d asked to skate around naked on 4th of July. As it seems, it is not illegal to be naked in public in Oregon. Kind of cool state, it seems. And now they have Earth Friend Gen to spice everyone’s day…

Gennifer Moss picture above is from her MySpace page.

Most People Reading This Article Found It Searching For:

• naked rollerblader
• naked rollerblading
• naked friend
• naked rollerblade
• friend naked
• oregon nudist
• rollerblade nude
• rollerblade naked
• naked rollerbladers picture
• earth friend gen photo