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The most awesome reality TV fight in which Sharon Osbourne beats the ass of skanky Megan Hauserman who opened her filth hole on Ozzy Osbourne is labeled on VH1 website under “Sharon and Megan’s big fight”. Thyey call it a big fight, but they really should call it “Megan the-skank Hauserman gets Owned by Sharon Osbourne” - end of story. If you haven’t seen the goodness, head over here –> Sharon Osbourne Fight with Megan Hauserman Video.

As it could have been expected, Megan Hauserman’s boyfriend or perhaps her step dad got greedy and advised her to sue Sharon Osbourne. It definitely must have been someone other than Megan Hauserman herself who came with an idea of a lawsuit as that dumb skank surely doesn’t have enough brain cells to even understand what a lawsuit is. And since her 5 minutes of fame came to a complete and ultimate stop, she might as well try to monetize on it as that would be the last time her name makes it on pages of mainstream media. Megan Hauserman is a fucking loser.

Megan Hauserman is suing Sharon Osbourne “for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress” which took place during Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show on VH1. Megan Hauserman called Ozzy Osbourne brain dead, Sharon Osbourne responded by flushing wine in skank’s face and ripping hair off hear dumb head. Sharon has my utmost kudos for being a complete badass. She even said herself she’s OK if skanks are a bitch to her, but don’t attack her family. Sharon Osbourne for the win. Hope judge wipes the lawsuit off the table because dumb whores have no case.

Sharon and Megan’s big fight pic collage by TMZ

This is the video of that epic fight between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman everybody is talking about. Sharon Osbourne just met with Megan Hauserman after six months of Rock of Love, Charm School Reunion reality show, Megan Hauserman let her filthy whore mouth aloose and Sharon Osbourne put the ho in place.

Megan Hauserman seemed somewhat drunk and likely was. She was interrupting everyone by forcing her stupid blonde haired mug into people’s faces and kept raising her hands up like she’s a winner and accompanied all that with an obnoxious shriek. She was tolerated up to the moment she threw verbal shit at Ozzy Osbourne at which point Sharon stood up, picked up a glass of water, threw it at skank’s face and ripped her blond hair off her stupid head. Most of it is not seen in the video as production crew and security personnel swarmed the area trying to break the fight, but it’s satisfying enough just to know that Sharon Osbourne put Megan Hauserman in place. As the fight calmed down, Sharon said to the cameras: “They can fuck with me, I don’t give a shit. But not my family”. Right on Sharon. Respect!

Simply put - Sharon Osbourne ended Megan Hauserman’s two minutes of fame with style. The skank shut her dumb mouth and had nothing more to say. Not even when TMZ paparazzi caught up with her later that day (video HERE).

Latest reports suggest that the police was involved and investigation is in progress. Obviously, Megan Hauserman is looking to extend her attention whoring by pulling off the cry baby stunt. Stupid skank should go to where she came from - sucking small town mechanics’ cocks for cigs.

Rob Zombie at Spike TV Scream Awards 2008

Spike TV held their successful Scream 2008 Awards last Saturday in Hollywood. It was the festival of, well… scream. Horror, fantasy, comics, sci-fi and the such were represented and all sort of celebrities that fit the idea of the awards showed up: Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne with his kids Kelly, Jack and wife Sharon, Mila Jovovic, Liv Tyler, etc. Looks like Scream 2008 Awards was a cool gig.

For more pics go to Spike TV Scream Awards 2008 in Pictures

Spike TV Scream 2008 Awards pics of Rob Zombie by Flynet

This is what Kelly Osbourne looked like this weekend at Coachella. I love that girl to death. She’s the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, I care less about what she looks like, how she acts, when she had her first anal sex or how ugly her feet are. She’s Ozzy fucking Osbourne’s daughter and that’s that. I’d marry Ozzy’s daughter is she had horns and tail. Hold on a second, I’d marry anyone with horns and tail. Fuck, I’m lost.

Anyway, what kind of G** damn outfit is that? That’s the stupidest t-shirt I have seen since the crap that 12 year old whore at the mall the other day who had a t-shirt saying “I <3 Hockey Players”. It says “Speak throughout it and I don’t even think it’s a t-shirt. I think it’s just a piece of fabric thrown across her torso. I’d still do Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s spawn, you can’t go wrong there.

Photo credit: Splashnewsonline.com

Ozzy Osbourne told Australia’s Herald Sun that sales of his latest album, Black Rain, are “suffering terribly” as a result of illegal downloading. Ozzy Osbourne explained, “I’ve been suffering terribly from people downloading it. If they don’t find something to stop it, people won’t be able to make records. There won’t be any new bands. How are they going to survive? I’m an old-timer, I’ve been doing it 40 years now, but new bands are going to suffer. It’s ridiculous, you could be doing it for nothing.”