Beer Steak Bullshit

Everybody hated me for calling Pink old the other day so I’m setting the record straight – Pink is NOT old. She’s still sexy as all hell and tight like an 18 year old Vietnamese girl. She can probably also lift 14 kg glass balls with her vagina. Or maybe she has a penis skilfully tucked inside her ass and keeps it a secret that only her husband of two times knows about it.

Needless to say, these pictures are heavily photoshopped to perfection. Pink probably is not that tight anymore but was made look that way. Cary Hart, Pink’s husband deployed his wifey to model for his clothing line cause it’s basically worthless and having Pink wear it would be the only way for anyone to buy it.

Even though Pink is not old, she’s not 15 anymore either. Posing in pink underwear when you’re 30 is lame any way you spin it. Gallery of pictures with Pink wearing clothes by Cary Hart is below:

I’m impressed. Pink is an old wench, but she still sports very sexy bod to die for. And despite being so old and used up, Pink did not hesitate to go near naked on the stage to perform for her fans in a string costume and some funny glitter that covered her nipples and “Pink”. Much respect to an old woman for showing off some skin. World needs more naked “pink”. There’s so many double sense sentences one could make using her name it’s sickening. Anyway, enjoy small gallery of pictures of Pink near naked in string costume below:

Pink has not retired from music yet? I hope she’s not trying to be a sex symbol of new teen generation. I’m not a teen no more, but I’m pretty sure they don’t give a stinking dump about 68 year olds anymore. Pink doesn’t care obviously, which is not necessarily a bad thing as I like her bare foot stretched out like that. That’s her newly unveiled cover art for the upcoming album titles Funhouse.

Singer Pink, whose real name is real name Alecia Moore managed to make Funhouse an album about her personal shit again. The marriage to motocross star Carey Hart that went into shitter is covered back and forth in Funhouse like anyone cares.

Pink insisted that they are insanely in love with each other and that their love is forever and always and some girly shit like that. What is the dumb whore 16? She should wake the fuck up and grow up. There ain’t no love.

MTV’s 2008 VMA (Video Music Awards) started to look pretty boring, but luckily Pink came on the scene and saved the day with her wardrobe malfunction. She had a little nip slip, that’s almost unseeable and really boring, but that was the only exciting part at these VMAs. Seriously, what kind of music awards is it if there are no scandals attached to it. And there was nothing. I’m digging and digging and all I see is boring shit. Pink Wardrobe Malfunction was the best there is. You actually have to focus real hard to spot the nip slip and YouTube removed all better quality videos already so only crappy quality is available, but yeah – Pink Wardrobe Malfunction – Nip Slip At VMA video is the only little excitement besides Britney Spears mind-blowing opening speech.

This wardrobe malfunction will not make it as big as Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake one from 2004. There’s a little buzz about it, but it’ll be forgotten soon. Pink was singing her song “So What” from her upcoming album “Funhouse” and her boob with nipple came out of her loose dress as she was jumping up and down the stage like wounded donkey.

Video is below. Look for Pink Wardrobe Malfunction there somewhere. It’s pretty boring though.

Pink Wardrobe Malfunction Image Credit: Matt Sayles, AP Photo

Pink‘s feet look outrageously gross, her legs are fat, and the tattoos on her legs are lame but this all can be over looked because her super stiff nipples going all pencil erasers at me from underneath her white tank top make up for everything else.

Any ideas what it is she bought? It doesn’t seem to have any label clearly suggesting what kind of weirdness the singer picked up, but it’s got to be special based on how she seems too obsessed with it. Maybe some jello edible penises of some sort. Who knows what weirdness Pink is into.

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