Alcoholic extraordinaire David Hasselhoff has been out of the scene for a while, because he’s been dedicating his life to the irresistible power of booze – I was gonna say Vodka or Whiskey but given this latest picture of the Hoff dressed up as a pirate, it looks as if he may like the very fire water by the name of Rum. Captain Morgan, perhaps? Arrrr, there be pirates!
Have you visited Seychelles before? Yeah, me neither. They say it’s a paradise on Earth and from what I’ve seen in pictures or videos, they might as well be true. Several smaller cruise lines operate ships that sail around Seychelles offering unforgettable adventure. With Seychelles Cruise I can imagine you would get to experience the islands and see it from the sea as the sun sets behind the crowns of weary coconut palm trees. But that’s not all, there’s more to Seychelles Cruises. You know how they run Wild West train rides in North American, where you pay for a ride in an old train and it gets attacked by outlaws simulating train robbery? Well, if Wild West is not your thing, but you like Pirates, perhaps you could take a Seychelles Cruise and get a pirate attack on the cruise while you’re enjoying the wind in your mug aboard a fine ship. The only difference is that this pirate attack is not simulated. These are actually real Somali pirates. Yeah, the notorious Somali pirates who modernized ancient “art” of old school piracy. Brought to you in contemporary form courtesy of these fine armed men of Somalia.
It looks like robbing tankers is a risky pirate business for the Somali pirates, so they started focusing on cruise ships that sail around the paradise closest to Somalia – Seychelles. In a recent pirate attack on a Seychelles Cruise MSC Melody the photo of which is above, it was passengers who noticed pirate shit back tailing their cruise liner and alerted captain. Captain then radioed S.O.S. (probably not, but definitely used some means to let authorities know) and the cruise ship was saved by a Spanish warship which then escorted it to the North of Aden. That was however preceded by fire from automatic weapons the Somali pirates were armed with. Cruise ship crew skillfully initiated avoidance maneuvers and escaped the fire leaving all 1500 passengers unharmed.
According to Seychelles’ president’s office, French forces captured three Somali pirates operating around the shores of the Seychelles. This arrest was followed by arrest of nine Somali pirates earlier this week all of which are believed to have been involved in an attack on Italian cruise liner. All the arrests were made within Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone.
Looks like Frenchies have it covered. As tourists, we can plan our vacation in Seychelles and worry not about pirates. 12 were arrested so far. Didn’t even take too long. Should any other dare to disturb the waters of Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone, I’m sure more French forces will get on their ass and capture them like their predecessors.
Barack Obama continues his blood filled charade of being the most murderous country leader of all time. Not even Easter time is sacred enough for this man who gave orders to shoot to kill the Somali pirates who held Captain Richard Phillips captive aboard a lifeboat. Obama’s blessing to kill everyone and anyone was a green light to bloodthirsty, trigger happy US Navy Seals who wasted no time and unleashed their killing spree on Somali pirates killing all three of them. The fourth one was aboard USS Bainbridge negotiating exchange of Captain Phillips for money or whatever it is pirates are after.
The bloodthirsty navy seals who are as happy to kill without reason as Barack Obama is to give orders to kill without reason, fabricated their ridiculousness with blatant lies. According to one of the worthless, bloodthirsty navy seals, the life of Captain Phillips was in imminent danger so they opened fire killing all three pirates on the lifeboat where Richard Phillips was held captive.
Well, I understand the excuse like that would work for your average Obama voter, cause just as their leader, they have no brain either. So they would take this stupidity for a reason why three pirates were killed. For those of use who can add two and two, we don’t need ridiculousness to recognize bloodthirsty ambitions. The killing of pirates by US navy seals was nothing less than murder. A mindless killing for sport. The pirates had no intentions to cause any bodily harm to anyone, the life of Captain Phillips was in no danger whatsoever – he was looked after and held without harm. Even his attempt to escape was treated with respect. He was not killed, nor was he harmed despite failed escape. Still, the worm dick navy seals say Captain Phillips was in imminent danger – way to compensate for your undeveloped dicks, dicks!