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Tamara Mellon and her Plastic Surgery

Happy — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:17:22 +0000

Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

Rachel Uchitel Pictures – Tiger Woods Mistress

Happy — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:50:17 +0000

Everybody wants to see Rachel Uchitel Pictures, and I won’t deny it… myself included. I’m a grumpy old man who gets off on fluffing crap on everyone famous, but I have had undeniable respect for Tiger Woods and his… what appeared to be a perfect life. I was kind of surprised when scandal around his persona surfaced but at the same time I was not. That’s because the scandal bore the title Tiger Woods Mistress.

Everything seemed to be so perfect in Tiger Woods’ life that I could not think of anything that could have gone better for him. He has a beautiful family, Scandinavian model Elin Nordegren is a wife to die for, and let’s not forget that he’s one of the most celebrated sports figures of all time and the best paid one too. Yet something was missing in Tiger Woods’ life. And that’s probably where mistress needed to step in. And what best way to fill in the need for a successful person to get a spank than by a wannabe gold digger. Enter Rachel Uchitel.

There has been way too much buzz around Tiger Woods and then some more. Yesterday accident and gold club through the window was just a cherry on top, but let’s focus on Rachel Uchitel and her pictures. Look at the gallery below. WTF is wrong with Tiger Woods. Why do all these rich and famous people go for the ugly and skanky sluts? Why not pick a cute girl next door? Rachel Uchitel is fucking nasty and so plastic it makes me wanna puke dildos. Duh!

Gallery of Rachel Uchitel Pictures aka Tiger Woods Mistress is below:

Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

Happy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:02:15 +0000

There was nothing wrong with Amy Winehouse and her breasts prior to the silicone stuffings. There was plenty of wrong with her, but her breasts were fine. Why she decided to go under the scalpel of a plastic surgeon and have her titties mutilated with implants is beyond me. Now Amy Winehouse is the same ranks of other breast implants skanks like Shauna Sand and the such. Horrendous. Each time I see photos of Amy Winehouse and her new implants, is makes the cockroaches in my walls squeal.

According to reports, Amy Winehouse spent $6000 for her breast implants and allegedly it as in efforts to regain her pre-drug abuse curvy body. Hmmm, can’t say she’s achieved. Furthermore, putting silicones in your breasts will not rid you of the looks of former drug junkie. It’s crazy how women can lose a lot of their bust by succumbing to drugs and alcohol.

Gallery of Amy Winehouse breast implant photos is below. Truly sad:

Monica Hansen Suing Plastic Surgeon Leonard Hochstein

Happy — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:18:41 +0000

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60′s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60′s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.

Sporting 38 KKK Boobs – Sheyla Hershey Needs Back on the Short Bus

Happy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:18:56 +0000

Sheyla Hershey had 8 plastic surgeries to get her boobs up to 34 FFF size. Obviously, that gallon of silicon she had stuffed in her bust started invading her brain cavities and fill up the space where brain should be. Because laws of her home state of Texas limit amount of silicon dumb skanks can put in their boobs for health reasons, she could not legally enlarge her tits any more there. So what does a dumb skank do? She packs up her silicone brain and goes to Brazil, where they don’t give a shit how much silicon you have in your brain. They’d stuff you up with some more. The result? Sheyla Hershey is now sporting size 38 KKK Boobs. I don’t even want to know what her head size is now.

To date, Sheyla Hershey had 18 surgeries, including nose jobs, lip jobs, fat ass job and of course – boob fucking job. Her 38 KKK Boobs got her a spot in Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records – something to be proud off. She should have got that spot for being the dumbest woman on Earth. She seriously needs to get back on the short bus.

I’m sure it’s an meant to be coincidence that her 38 KKK Boobs have that KKK in it. I mean – boobs that size should be considered armed and dangerous and a threat to the public. If that silicone explodes in presence of a black child and pokes it in the eye, Sheyla Hershey is gonna get charged with racially motivated attack. I’m still curious, though – how the fuck did Sheyla Hershey get from Houston to Brazil? She can’t take a plane. Her tits would detonate at 500 feet altitude.

Sheyla Hershey’s 38 KKK Boobs Pic from her official website SheylaHershey.net

Bloody Anti Breast Enhancement Video (graphic)

Happy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:46:01 +0000

I like it when producers of Public Service Announcements or any anti something campaigns don’t mess up and make their work bloody and gory to get the point across. This anti breast enhancement video is just like that – it’s bloody graphic to show what plastic surgery is all about.

I know hoards of prudes will complain about it – they always do. Too graphic, too much blood, not safe for kids, blah blah. World needs to realize that life out there is not exactly pretty. There’s shit on the street, shit in the malls, shit in kids noses, shot in your step mom’s vagina. Just because you refuse to admit it, it doesn’t mean it’s not there.

And yea – breast enhancements are gross. They are far uglier than all blood in this video. When I grow up, I’m gonna make a zombie anti breast enhancement video. Wait till you see blood in that shit!

Lisa Rinna Admits Going Too Far with Plastic Surgery

Happy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:37:11 +0000

I have got no respect for moronic celebrities who go overboard with plastic surgery. Lisa Rinna is one of them. Those lips are gross. What was she thinking?

In an interview with In Touch Magazine, Lisa Rinna admitted that she realized she had gone too far with plastic surgery when she saw recent pictures of herself. Lisa had previously tried Botox and when filler Juvéderm injection became the next best thing, she went right for it and started injecting shit to her face. Next thing she sees is this pair of deformed, over injected lips Jocelyn Wildenstein style.

Lisa Rinna is 45 year old actress best known for her long term role in Melrose Place. The thing with her is – she doesn’t think she looks too bad, she just thought it was time to put off injections for a while. Lisa – you look awful, dear. That shit has deformed your face and you should have stopped long ago. Don’t fool yourself – it’s not making you prettier, it’s making you deformed. When you smile it looks painful and warped, like bad photoshop. Pull your head out of your ass and quit with that plastic surgery enhancements before your face falls apart like Michael Jackson.

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