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Anna Benson Voted Hottest Baseball Wife (hot pics)

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Baseball Wife Anna Benson Showing Off her Ass and Long Legs

Trophy wives are basically successful gold diggers. Though being a baseball player isn’t particularly a win so in case of Texas Rangers pitcher Kris Benson it’s hard to tell who’s actually scored. Anna Benson was voted the hottest baseball wife of 2009. Heidi DeRosa, who won the hottest baseball wife of 2008 and is the wife of St. Louis Cardinals infielder Mark DeRosa finished 4th, proceeded by Karen Burnett, wife of New York Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett and Lisa Dergan, wife of Chicago White Sox outfielder Scott Podsednik.

Anna Benson has posed her naughty bits for several men’s magazines, including FHM (pic below), Playboy and Maxim but enough talk, let’s move on to gallery of pics with what baseball players like Kris Benson come home to after a game:

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Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

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Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

This awful looking blond in the picture is Jasmine Fiore. 28 year old Jasmine Fiore is a bikini model and Playboy representative. Why am I not surprised that when I see a fake blonde with atrocious fake boobs and beastly make-up with chola eyebrows, it’s somehow associated with Playboy. Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women and he imposes it on unsavvy men through his outdated magazine. Hef needs to realize that there’s only one creature worthy of coveted title “model” – Squirrel the Magnificent. Nobody can pose those moobs like he can, nevermind the best impersonation of Nosferatu since Max Schreck.

However, despite her horrendous looks, I’m not gonna focus on that too much as poor Jasmine Fiore may be going through some hardship. Lisa Lepore, mother of Jasmine Fiore reported to the police that her daughter was last seen on Friday, August 14, 2009 and has not been heard from since.

Jasmine Fiore, whose name was Jasmine Kinkaid until her recent move to Los Angeles, moved to California from Las Vegas to start a personal training business there. She lived in the 800 block of Edinburgh Avenue, close to Melrose Avenue and according to her mom, she was not planning to go anywhere. And then bam – missing. Lisa Lepore says it’s not typical of her daughter to vanish without saying where she’s going so she’s rightfully freaked out.

If you see said Jasmine Fiore, don’t freak out. Collect yourself and contact LAPD about her whereabouts. I know she may scare the living poop out of you, but she’s just a harmless blonde with nasty tits is all.

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Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pics

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Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic

Looks like despite financial troubles and rumors that once popular men’s magazine will shut its production, Playboy still employs world’s finest photoshop artists. That’s not to say that Heidi Montag looks spectacular on the cover of Playboy, but guy has got to give those retoucher props on doing an amazing job. I’m assuming her puppy Spencer Pratt was around to help apply the mud on her skin. I mean, chicks like Heidi Montag don’t get touched by mere mortals. It takes a douche the ranks of Spencer Pratt to get Heidi Montag all dirtied up and then put clean, white bikini on top of that shite.

The Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic was revealed by none other but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt themselves at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in Los Angeles. Funny thing is, Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she worked out hard to get the body worthy of playboy cover. LMFAO – this bullshit will work on just about anyone but me. Stupid ho think I don’t understand the magics of Photoshop and how skilled Playboy retouchers are with it? Dude, get your blond hair straight… if ever pre doctored pictures leak, I will be the first to point my finger and laugh out loud.

Congrats to Heidi Montag. Playboy with her on the cover comes out right on her birthday – August 14.

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Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner Didn’t Break Up (pics)

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Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner Didn't Break Up

Canadian hottie and a Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole still exchanges genital juices in bedroom games with twink socialite Brody Jenner. The couple paid a visit to the San Diego zoo and seemed a lot into each other. There are rumors going around regarding Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner break up but they come out of the shelf showing everyone that no, they didn’t break up. They still suck on each other’s clitoris and rub their vaginas together. Brody Jenner rocks like that.

Jayde Nicole sure looks different. Too bad we can’t see none of that “Respect” tattoo, but she’s still the same Canadian Playboy Playmate. Only more worn out this time around. Brody Jenner on the other hand – the twink always makes me laugh. He’s such a gaspar. But he gets to bury his face in that sweet pussy of Jayde Nicole so it’s all good. Pays off to be a lesbian.

If you wish to see what her lower belly tattoo looks like, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 (18+)

More pictures of Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner heading to the zoo in the gallery below:

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Caroline Tula – Transsexual’s Journey From Man to Playboy Woman

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Caroline Tula - Transsexual's Journey From Man to Playboy Woman

Caroline Tula whose full current name is Caroline Tula Cossey was born in 1954 as Barry Kenneth Cossey. She was born with a pee pee – yeah, Barry Cossey was a man but didn’t like having a penis so by the time he was 17, he started taking hormones to get himself girl boobs. Two years later Barry Cossey underwent genital reassignment surgery and became a full featured woman with a vagina and tits and all. And that was the beginning of Caroline Tula – a hot chick who appeared in the James Bond movie “For Your Eyes Only”.

The public could not believe that one of the bond girls used to be a dude, but it was true. After tabloid pressure, Caroline Tula spilled the beans about who she used to be and became the world most famous transsexual. The feature about it was published in Playboy magazine in 1991 under “The Transformation Of Tula”. As time went by Caroline Tula Cossey fought and fought to be recognized as a woman and eventually won the battle. She’s not happily married to a guy and lives in Georgia, USA.

There is also a book that Caroline Tula Cossey released which contains her journey through life – from man to playboy woman. It is titled “I am Woman”.

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Is Joanna Krupa the Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World? (pics)

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Joanna Krupa Photo in the Bikini

On its way of going down and down and down, Playboy continues with its endless charade of fail. Naming Joanna Krupa the sexiest swimsuit model in the world is Playboy’s latest showcase of how irrelevant and ridiculous this magazine is. I mean look at her – Joanna Krupa has got fake tits. The moment there are fake tits involved is the moment word sexy leaves the play and becomes completely irrelevant. Playboy has been irrelevant with the focus on fake breasted women for decades. It’s about time the operation of the irrelevant publication reached the end. And from sales of the magazin it seems like that day is not too far.

Joanna Krupa Bio

Joanna Krupa was born in Poland and just as 80% of poles, her parents moved out of there and settled abroad. This time in Chicago where Polish population is through the roof. According to interview with Fox New, Joanna Krupa has no issues posing topless or naked and tells other models that worrying about posing for the camera without clothes is ridiculous. Joanna Krupa said she took inspiration from quote of Pope John Paul II who said that people are born named, so showing naked bodies means showing works of God.

Aside from Playboy, Joanna Krupa also posed for other magazines for men, including Stuff, FHM, Inside Sport, Personal, Maxim,S teppin’ Out, and Teeze.

Below is the gallery of photos with Joanna Krupa. Take a look and tell if you really think this woman is the sexiest swimsuit model in the world as Playboy claims. No way, says me!

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Crystal McCahill Mugshot Photo – Playboy Miss May 2009 Arrested for DUI

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Crystal McCahill Mugshot Photo - Playboy Miss May 2009 Arrested for DUI

I’m filing this under “Celebrities” even though Crystal McCahill really isn’t one. At least not yet, unless we count her appearance on The Girls Next Door. This could quickly change as Crystal McCahill is scheduled to appears in May issue of Playboy Magazine (Playboy still exists? You mean it’s 2009 and people would still pay for photos of overphotoshoped women with undeveloped labia and fake tits?) as Playboy’s Miss May 2009. But before the centerfold, Crystal McCahill unvolunterily introduces a different kind of photos of herself – mugshots. She was caught driving under influence on January 7, 2009 and must appear before a Cook County judge on March 19. Hmmm, who would have thought Playboy bunnies could drive. Perhaps DUI is how they do that…

Crystal McCahill was arrested for DUI after she drove through red light in Chicago. 25 year old future Playboy Miss told the police she only had three shots at Climax, a nightclub where she works (why does it not surprise me that aspiring Playboy model would start her career working at a nightclub?). The police smelled strong reek of alcohol coming from her mouth and her eyes were blood shot. Crystal McCahill blew a load from her lungs into an alcohol detector which shower her alcohol levels were twice the legal limit. Busted. Nice mugshot photo, BTW Miss Crystal McCahill.

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Crystal Harris – Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend

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Crystal Harris - Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend

Hugh Hefner continues his charade with incredibly useless blonds. Crystal Harris is the latest on the long list of worthless girlfriend whores who would suck old man’s dick cause they’re useless to do anything worth while.

Crystal Harris has been desperately trying to draw attention to herself by sucking on Hef’s little toe for a while, but mostly in vain. Hef had other worthless blondes by his side at the time – Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison sucked out as much as they could out of Playboy owner but when your name is Hugh Hefner, you can only stand one blonde for so long. When the trio of skanks departed, they were swiftly replaced by twin gold diggers Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Crystal Harris entered the scene at that time as well, but remained obscure… until today.

The 22 year old Crystal Harris slammed her fist on the table and said: “Enough. I’m as blonde and plastic as they get. I want my share of attention.” You’re dream comes true, Crystal. The purpose of your life – being a whore that sucks on the mummy penis of Hugh Hefner – is hereby accomplished. May you live in peace.

Crystal Harris next to Hugh Hefner, Shannon Twins on the Sides

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Christie Hefner Resigns – Playboy No Longer Run by a Woman

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Christie Hefner Resigns - Playboy No Longer Run by a Woman

Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.

There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.

Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.

This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.

Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew

Kellyn Lindemann Follows Bo Black To Playboy

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Bo Black and her Daughter Kellyn Lindemann

Kellyn Lindemann is daughter of Bo Black and like her mother, she’s trying to get her ass into PlayBoy. Bo Black appeared on the cover of PlayBoy in September, 1976. Her daughter Kellyn Lindemann hopes to get her “life’s career” as far and is already auditioning for Playboy’s centerfold by participating in “The Girls Next Door”. Aside from big tits, Kellyn Lindemann doesn’t have what it takes to be the next sex symbol, but she definitely closer to a Girl Next Door than Carin Ashley who’s just plain plastic.

Unlike her mother, Kellyn Lindemann was already proncing around topless. Bo Black was actually wearing clothes when photographed for PlayBoy. But Bo said she was proud of her daughter so it’s all good. She’s probably proud her daughter was able to suck her way through important cock to get on E! despite her age (Kellyn Lindemann is 29 year old) and not exactly Barbie doll like facial features.

Kellyn Lindemann only appeared on the show for a very brief moment but it was long enough for her to tell that she’s a daughter of former PlayBoy model and it was also long enough to make a half naked promenade. E! blured out her nipples though.

Pictures on top if form a family album and features Bo Black with her daughter. Below is the scan of original picture Bo Black had published on the cover of PlayBoy and a pic from Kellyn Lindemann’s website.