Beer Steak Bullshit

Scott Yanke was fired from his job as Fort Myers Beach town manager after councilors learned that he was married to a pornstar. Anabela Mota Janke whom Scott married last October is a seasoned vagina provider for adult movies and that’s bad in the books of small town Florida councilors. I’d fired his ass too. Imagine your name is Larry Kiker and you are a mayor of a small town in Florida. You have a collection of DVDs featuring Anabela Mota Janke and then you find out your dream girl got married to a guy you can have fired. You ain’t gonna put up with idea of a girl from your DVDs sucking on someone else’s cock in your backyard. If she’s not sucking on your manhood, at least get her husband fired, right?

Once the news was out, Fort Myers Beach town council met and voted 5-0 to get Scott Yanke fired “without cause”. Mayor Larry Kiker had this to say:

We did everything we could not to judge. It was not about him or her, it was about the town

You can tell Mayor Larry Kiker has seen every porn movie out there. Anabela Mota Janke is allegedly performing under a pornstar name Jazella Moore.

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

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Jenna Jameson, retired pornstar and one of the biggest names in the adult industry is pregnant with child of her boyfriend, UFC champion Tito Ortiz. Jenna Jameson was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage. That was back when she was married to porn producer Jay Grdina. Jenna also tried In Vitro fertilization, but that didn’t work out for either.

According to sources close to Page Six, Jenna Jameson is expecting a baby and is all thrilled. She had some things lined up with Fashion Week, but called everything off so she can enjoy the moment of knowing she’s pregnant.

I’m happy for her. Jenna Jameson looked like crap after she’d left porn business but is starting to look better. And they look happy with Tito Ortiz by her side – what a cute couple. There are so many things I could make fun of related to both Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, but I won’t. I wish them all the best and hope Jenna’s pregnancy goes well and they have a healthy child. Cheers