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There are all sorts of FAIL in this story. Kevin Provencher, a seasoned sports reported for the New Hampshire Union Leader must have thought writing news reports on sports was not financially rewarding enough so he found himself a new gig – a prostitution ring. 50 year old Kevin Provencher would recruit women with inviting vaginas and pimp them out on Craigslist. It doesn’t matter what sort of a slump an economy takes, prostitution will always pay off. Nowadays, even ugly skanks like Ashley Alexandra Dupre can score themselves $5000/hour clients like Governor Eliot Spitzer. You can even take it international and have a Governor fly over to Argentina to get a blowjob. And Kevin Provencher realized all that, set up his own prostitution ring and used high trafficked classified site Craigslist to advertise his whores.

According to prosecutor Michelle Defeo, Kevin Provencher had five hookers working for his prostitution ring ran from a hotel in Andover, Massachusetts. Michelle Defeo believes that Union Leader reporter’s prostitution ring may also have operated in Canada. To cover his ass, Kevin Provencher would tell the clients scouted through Craigslist that they would be boinking his girlfriend or wife. Ya know, pulling a dedicated husband trick.

Kevin Provencher did it right, though. He fucked each whore first, before he would recruit them. That’s my type of man. If you’re going to exploit some ho, use her first. This way you’re getting the best of both world – you get to fuck a ho and make money off of her. Doesn’t get any better than that.

Kevin Provencher was running whole operation. He would set hookers rates, run background checks on clients and schedule the place where the exchange of bodily fluids would take place. Obviously, somewhere in the process a background check didn’t work out and he got his ass ratted out.

Management of New Hampshire Union Leader suspended Kevin Provencher who had worked for them for more than 25 years in their Manchester location. He has two teenage kids. I’d hate to be one of them. But you never know these days. Being known among your peers for having a dad who fucked and exploited hookers can actually get you laid. I’m in the wrong business, I swear.

Awesome. Meet Kristen – Page Six claims that Kristen is the hooker from Emperor’s Club who polished Eliot Spitzer’s penis for thousands of dollars.

As we reported yesterday, Gov. Eliot Spitzer was involved in Prostitution Ring and it was expected he was going to resign. At this moment his resignation has been confirmed. Eliot Spitzer resigned as the HBIC of New York.

FBI identified Eliot Spitzer as “Client-9″ during a wiretap and caught him ordering hooker Kristen from international prostitution ring Emperor’s Club. Ex Governor Eliot Spitzer aka Client-9 was a repeat customer of Emperor’s Club who used to send money in the mail, instead of paying by credit card.

Based in FBI’s wire tap record, Eliot Spitzer told Emperor’s Club hooker booker that he wanted Kristen to do things that she might think were not safe. When Kristen was made aware of special requirements form Client-9, she said she could handle guys like that. What “not safe” things Eliot Spitzer asked for has not been disclosed.

BTW, the website which was being used by Emperor’s Club for online hooker bookings appears to be down right now. You can see it by going to emperorsclubvip.com as well as to emperors-spokesmodels.com, however both links say that the site has been disabled. Maybe too much heat form the media forced the owners to pull it. Funny how the world works

New York governor Eliot Spitzer has been involved in a high class prostitution ring called the Emperors Club VIP operating out of Staten Island.

Eliot Spitzer is a former state attorney general and has been a big rising star in politics for the democrats. He’s most known for his efforts to grant driving licences to illegal immigrants.

It seems Eliot Spitzer was a client of The Emperor’s Club prostitution ring where powerful public figures get their sexual fantasies fulfilled. His speach to address these accusation is taking place right now and according to what has been said so far, Elliot Spitzer violated his family and apologized to them as well as to the public. There is a rumor in the air that he may be resigning.

Fox News reported that gov. Eliot Spitzer may have been known as “Client Number 9″ when involved in a prostitution ring. Gawker as well as New York Sun report that the prostitutes from this high class ring charged as much as $1000 – $5500 per hour. That five and a half grand per hour of penis polishing! WTF? I’m in a wrong fucking business.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer is 48 years old and has been married to Silda Wall Spitzer (both in picture above) for over 20 years. The couple has three daughters.