Beer Steak Bullshit

What’s up with all these famous people growing pubes on their faces. John Travolta showed his facial pubes off just last Saturday and now the great LA Galaxy striker David Beckham himself let the pubes grow all over his face and chin. What’s up with that? Have I missed something? Am I expected to grow pubic hair on my face too? I hate that shit. As if my chest was not hairy enough already.

Shave it off already, Becks.

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Well, this has got to be the first time after a very long time that John Travolta is not wearing a wig, but what the fuck are those pubes all over his face about? What kind of a G** Damn mustache is that? Dude, sober the fuck up already. That’s worse than the Village People. He otherwise looks not too bad for his age, but the mustache gives him gayer than gay look. He must have dyed his hair too. It’s got some healthy color to it and I also think he’s wearing a foundation on his face. Dude looks after himself, but the pubes for mustache are not cool. Take it off, John Travolta.

The picture is from today’s introduction of Michael D. Eisner’s into the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Photo credit: Getty Images & SplashNewsOnline

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