Beer Steak Bullshit

Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me tried really hard to threaten everyone with a lawsuit to make sure his sex tape with Ranae Shrider doesn’t get published on the net but it seems his efforts eventually failed. Some overseas company got hold of Mini Me Sex Tape and it is now available for $9.95 on SexWithMinime.com.

Verne Troyer actually got a court order to block distribution of Mini-Me Sex Tape but that only covered the US. Adult News Network AVN reports that the website is owned by JBG Ltd. – a company registered in China. I don’t think Mini-Me is gonna have much luck pulling the sex tape down if the site is run out of China. He’d have to have very long reach to pull that one off. SexWithMinime.com is still up and features few stills from 50-minute sex tape.

I’m not paying to see this sex tape, but if someone dares to spend the cash to check out some midget porn, I’d love to see what it was like. Maybe I’ll get argued into checking it out. But by that time it will be available for free via some torrent bullshit. Anyone curious what MiniMe fucks like?

Ranae Shrider, the chick who co-stars in Verne Troyer Sex Tape gave an over the phone interview to the obnoxious DJs from MJ Morning Show today and disclosed details regarding her relationship with Verne Troyer, about how she moved in wth him and how they broke up. There was lots of crap talk going on before they got right down to point – Ranae Shrider was asked about the Verne Troyer’s penis size and whether it’s proportionate to the size of his body. Guess what she told them?

What is it with radio DJs who always try so hard to pull cool sounding voice and talk like they’re no more than 12 year old. WTF is wrong with those jackasses? Anyway, Ranae Shrider did in a sense confirm that the penis of Verne Troyer is in proportion to the 2’8″ body he has. Whatever that means. I’m kind of thinking – pinky. But maybe there’s something to the funny walk midgets have. If you think about it – don’t midgets walk as though they had testicules the size of their head? I swear this is what one would walk like if hi balls and penis were fucking massive. But Ranae Shrider insists that Verne Troyer’s penis is no tripod.

Ranae Shrider’s agent, who was sick and sounded rather weird, chimed in and said something about her client not being a gold digger and included several reasons why that is… Laughing my fucking ass off. Those people seriously think we’re all dumb and will eat their shit. So Ranae Shrider started the interview saying that she’s an aspiring actress looking to enter into the industry and score a big role and her agent is tellin us that there were no funny intentions of her client’s part when she started going out with Verne Troyer. Comon now, this was her oportunity to meet with possible important people and get her foot in the door. Does she really expect me to believe that she was genuinely in love with him and that was the only reason why she was with him? Give me a fucking break, bitch!

If you wish to listen to entire interview MJ Morning Show had with Ranae Shrider, ex girlfriend os Verne Troyer and his co-star in recently leaked sex tape, cick the player below.

Verne Troyer sex tape co-star is revealed. Meet Ranae Shrider – 22 year old unsuccessful model just turned successful gold digger. Ranae Shrider is the chick who fucked Verne Troyer. I’m pissed, he suffers form dwarfism and gets more bedroom action that I do. Fuck that!

Ranae Shrider lived with Verne Troyer for six months and claims she wanted to marry him. Of course she wanted to marry him. Look at her. He’s more pimp than she is. She had nothing going for her and getting hooked up with Mini Me was her only opportunity to be more than a nobody from Kentucky (FYI, that’s where Ranae Shrider is form).

I think we’re gonna learn a lot about latest star phenomenon called Ranae Shrider in the coming days. It plays for her so she better take advantage of the attention she’s gonna get. And I have that gut feeling that she will. Yes she will. Oh the thrills that are running down her spine all day…. But she’s playing it right. When confronted by the paparazzi in one of LA’s Starbucks, she said she was furious the sex tape got leaked. She also told them she still lived with Verne Troye, but that kind of sounds like they’re not getting along much. She would have said they were still going out together instead of saying she still lived in his apartment. I think she’s written off. Next ho, please.

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