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Australian magazine NW has it that Kristen Stewart from Twilight is knocked up and her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson is the daddy. Kristen Stewart who plays the role of Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga is allegedly devastated because she never got her menstruation on time and was too afraid to go to the drug store to pick up a pregnancy test herself because the paparazzi are on her at all times. NW maintains that Kristen Stewart sent her good friend to pick up that pregnancy test and the big news of her being knocked up is allegedly true. Who knows? Tabloids are always after big sales and nothing sells better than an overinflated story involving currently popular celebrity. The rumors of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being romantically involved on only in the Twilight movie, but also in real life have been floating around the blogosphere for a while, so what best way to increase sales than by claiming that Kristen Stewart is knocked up? Eyes of millions teenagers are affixed on upcoming Twilight sequel titled New Moon. Any shocking news involving the cast is bound to attract attention.

So here we go. It was only a matter of time before mainstream tabloid pushes hoax to a whole new level and claims that Kristen Stewart is knocked up. When Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, it was a massive, massive news so any news involving pregnancy of a young girl is bound to make it big. Granted, Kristen Stewart is older than Jamie Lynn Spears where she got pregnant, but she’s also the most talked about young actress right now. We’ll just have to wait and see what comes out of this. My guess is that NW is full of poop.

However I can totally imagine Robert Pattinson inserting his penis into Kristen Stewart’s vagina and ejaculating full load of semen all over her cervix. Little baby child would start forming in her womb and knocked up she would have been. But with filming of New Moon now concluded, Kristen Stewart is lined up to shoot sequel to a sequel titled Eclipse, not to mention that she’s currently shooting Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. If Robert Pattinson knocked Kristen Stewart up, we will never know for sure. She’s young and has many roles lined up for her. If Kristen Stewart is knocked up, she will have the fetus aborted before it becomes official and we’ll never know for sure. That’s my guess.

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Not here, geeee. Beer Steak Blog is a safe for work site. But we know where to go to see the pic of Robert Pattinson naked. And I will tell, but let me tell you first – the kid has grown up on me. I used to see just a hairy dude, now I see Edward Cullen. And I’m not even a 12 year old girl and I kind of enjoyed Twilight. Does it mean I’m gay?

If you didn’t know, Robert Pattinson played Salvador Dali in the upcoming movie Little Ashes (release date set for May 8th, 2009). Little Ashes is rated R and as it turns out, at one point Robert Pattinson aka Salvador Dali poses in front of the mirror butt naked with his penis tucked in. Pubes are showing, not sure about butt. Does talking about naked dudes make me even more gay?

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The Twilight Series craze does not ease up. The cast took a little break after an insane success of first installment of The Twilight Saga and now they’re back hard at work on the sequel – New Moon. And your authority blog on all things Hollywood is here to present to you first New Moon set pictures which just leaked. Check them out!

From the pictures it appears as though the New Moon set was one big smoking area, though. Every member of the New Moon cast is smoking a cigarette, except from I am so excited to see these first pictures from the New Moon set. What freaks me out though is that everyone seems to have a smoke in their hands except for Taylor Lautner and Jackson Rathbone.

The production on New Moon started on the set in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart was not seen anywhere near Robert Pattinson – which most likely doesn’t mean anything, I’m just saying. Taylor Lautner kind of bulked up, at least seems to me as though he did and the wig looks sick on him. Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed also showed up and appear on those just leaked pictures from the set of New Moon.

First New Moon Set Pictures in the Gallery Below:

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This one’s for the ladies, all right? Cause they don’t get much to jerk off to from me. Robert Pattinson, the star of Twilight – you all masturbate to his clothed pictures so some smartasses tracked down what it is that makes this dude hawt. And voila, he’s a fucking mutant. A Frankenstein type of creature pasted together from several contemporary hawt males. Brace your clits, the secret to Robert Pattinson’s hotness revealed. Robert Pattinson has:

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There, that was the secret to why Robert Pattinson makes every girl’s vagina sweat. Unlike me, who has cute face of Lotney Fratelli from The Goonies and abs of SpongeBob SquarePants. Duh!

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