Beer Steak Bullshit

What the hell was this ho thinking? Kristina Caban, 23 year old photography student from New York had sex with some douche called Samir Sara and he never called her after that one time. She probably gave terrible head and wouldn’t take it in the ass. I understand the douche, who would want to go through sucky sex like that twice?

Someone must have given Kristina Caban false impression about her fellatio skills, because she decided that her blowjobs don’t suck, literally… and decided to call that one night stand with Samir Sara “a rape”. That false rape aka one night stand took place in 2004. Two years later, stupid ho probably sucked dicks of Robert Testagrossa (her current boyfriend) and Joel Leonhard, cause those two douchebags joined her in a deed that landed them in jail – they branded Samir Sara with hot iron. Haha, how imaginative is that?

Whatever is the smooch in between I actually don’t know and am just guessing based on real life experiences. Fact of a matter remains – Kristina Caban and Robert Testagrossa got 5 years in jail for branding a giant letter R on the lower back of Samir Sara with hot iron. They were gonna brand whole word “RAPIST” on his skin, but chickened out as the victim screamed bloody murder. Three days later the ho was arrested and accidently tipped the police off bout her accomplices, however Joel Leonhard was not caugh and still remains at large.

Good job, Kristina Caban, good fucking job!