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Meet Barack the Barbarian, merciless, topless, axe wielding predator who’s on a mission to square up with The Screeching Enchantress Sarah the Palin. The not-so-politically-incorrect comic book series Barack the Barbarian will be published this year in June. According to British Daily Mail, there will be two comic books in the Barack the Barbarian series:

The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian pictures US president Barack Obama in a fight with sword wielding, black latex bikini clad screeching enchantress who makes my happy in my pants. The long haired blonde with her hot mouth open to take on foreign objects has body of a goddess, strength of a gazelle and attitude of Xena the Warrior Princess. I’m not even sure why Barack the Barbarian would want to kill the hotness like that. Perhaps he’s a necrophiliac and liked to do them dead. Which is understandable, cause when she’s dead, she ain’t gonna tell you off when you shove your dick up her ass.

Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli shows super muscular Barack Obama presiding over Kickassistan with some ugly, probably HIV infected ho with Botox stuffed lips and fat ass clinging onto his leg. In this comic book, Barack the Barbarian takes on his nemesis Sarah the Palin who wears her signature librarian glasses, wearing wolf skin bikini and a cape.

Barack the Barbarian comic book series will be published by Devil’s Due – Chicago based comic book and cartoon publisher. Smart move on their behalf – smart business move I should say. Anything that involves controversy will get people talking and the more people talk, the more money in their pocket. Free advertising, ya know. And judging by the cartoons released so far, they are looking to picture the characters as naked as it goes, without making them naked. Hence no one will be able to label their cartoons a pornography, yet it will be revealing enough for any loser geek from the basement to rub one off to it.

According to the press release, Devil’s Due Barack the Barbarian comic books will also feature other political figures, including former US president George Bush (Overlord Boosh) and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Sorceress Hilaria), Dick Cheney (Chainknee of the Elephant Kingdom), John McCain, Rod Blagojevich, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

Check out the gallery with Barack the Barbarian cartoons below:

Maria Sergeyeva, that hot chick in the photo above is 24 year old and already taking the world by the storm. And if all goes as planned, she could easily turn into storm and shake hands with world’s most powerful people. Maria Sergeyeva came out of nowhere to become the poster girl for Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin. Her ambitions are high – she’s tipped to become Russian minister who aspires to lead Russia. It comes as no surprise she was named The Russian Sarah Palin be several western media outlets.

The success of Maria Sergeyeva was started by blogging – she reached out for Russian youth with pro-Kremplin and pro-Putin speeches on the internet, expanding the reach of her political idols. To boost the popularity of her blog, Maria Sergeyeva utilized her undeniable good looks. And she doesn’t mess around. In one of her speeches, she bluntly told immigrants to leave:

“Immigrants should work in places where Russians don’t want to, or they should go back home.”

Maria Sergeyeva however doesn’t stop there. When former chess champion Garry Kasparov criticized Vladimir Putin, Maria said he sold himself to American spies. She repeatedly appeals to Russian youth by posting attractive pictures of herself, saying that she only wears clothes that are made in Russia. She further appeals to Russians to follow her example and shun everyone who drives a foreign car.

Despite being hard core pro-Russia and anti-western-world, Maria Sergeyeva loves Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill because they are self made leaders. It must be said that only three years ago, Maria Sergeyeva was a big opponent of Vladimir Putin and supporter of Russia’s efforts to join the European Union. What happened that she turned around and became exact opposite is unclear. One of possible scenarios is that her potential was recognized by Vladimir Putin’s administration who hired her to be their poster girl and speak to the masses the message they want delivered. Maria Sergeyeva however vehemently denies these claims.

In regards t the photo posted above, Maria Sergeyeva described it like this:

I’m at a conference. Drunk – and after the banya [sauna]. It’s 3am. A plastic glass with champagne in one hand and single malt whisky, 12 years old, in the other. So I drink champagne after whisky. And wearing nothing but stockings and flag of Cuba. This is my way of finding adventures.

Maria Sergeyeva truly has potential. She speaks the language young people speak and talks to them in ways young people listen to. As such, she’s gonna have great success in politics. Current Russian leaders have already recognized her abilities and recognized the fact that the way she utilizes internet to pass on her message is an important way of propaganda that is not to be missed upon. That likely secures a well paved way through politics for this young woman. She will remain in the forefront in her home country of Russia. We may only hear from her when she posts some more provocative pictures of herself, and I’m sure there will be plenty. But as the time goes by, the name of Maria Sergeyeva will be making its way to the ears of more and more people around the world until one day… Quoting Maria Sergeyeva:

I don’t think Russia is ready for a female president. On the other hand, in 20 years’ time, when I am 44, this may change and it will be the right time for my presidency.

Watch out for this woman. She’s hot, she knows it and knows hot to use it to her advantage. She also knows what to say to get what she wants. These are powerful qualities that open many doors. She’s 24 year old and already had so many doors open, most of us will never even see from the outside. I’m sure we’ll hear a lot from Maria Sergeyeva in the future. Now if there was only a way to leak the Maria Sergeyeva and Vladimir Putin sex tape

Behold! New Palin’s blood entered this world. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, kid of 18 year old Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston has been spawned upon this Earth. I’m having hard time deciding who gave stupider name to their kid. Whether Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who named their kid Bronx Mowgli or whether Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston with that Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston shit. Sarah Palin must be proud. Sherry Johnston is probably even prouder.

Bristol Palin let her vagina fart out Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston in Palmer, Alaska yesterday. Everyone was silent about it, but then sister of Sarah Palin, that attention whore spilled the bean. She also said they’d named the son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. I know Bristol Palin was due any time, but who knows if that attention whore knows what she’s talking about…

Speaking of weird names – The Palins are notorious for naming their kids with all those bonus names – aside from Bristol they have Track, Willow, Piper and Trig. Now they can add Tripp to the collection. What a family!

Even though I hate kids with a passion, I’ll be polite and welcome Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to planet Earth. Enjoy your stay, little one. You came out of Bristol Palin’s vagina. You were this close to being a vice president’s grand son. Now you’re just some Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

Russian hottie Ksenia Sukhinova got herself a new crown for being such a hot ass. The Miss World 2008 pageant was held in South Africa’s Johannesbourg today and Ksenia Sukhinova beat 108 other hot asses to snatch the crown for herself.

During one of those ever so embarassing question rounds where Miss contestants get asked a smart and are supposed to answer smartly, Ksenia Sukhinova was asked why she thinks she should win the Miss Wold 2008. Ksenia Sukhinova answered:

I think I can help people and I want to help people and today if I walk away with this crown I will do that

All those answers sound the same. They all will fix world’s problems. Thank God for Miss contestants or else we’d be in shit. Wait!

Ksenia Sukhinova Bio

Ksenia Sukhinova is from Siberia in Russia. I bet she can see Sarah Palin’s bedroom from her loft. She’s currently a student aspiring to get a Bachelor of Science degree and to become the hottest ass supermodel promenading her tits on catwalks all over the world. Won’t be that hard anymore, I don’t think.

Ksenia Sukhinova likes pop and dance music – understandable. All skanks like crappy music. She also likes swimming, skiing, badminton and rhythm gymnastics – that’s like Italian to me. What the fuck is she blabbering about? I don’t understand a bit of that. If I were to list what I like, I’d say midget porn, Chinese free delivery food and Keith’s beer. Miss World contestants are fucking weird. Wait – her favorite food is Japanese and Italian. Now we’re talking.

Ksenia Sukhinova Pics

There’s one pic above. For more go to:

Ksenia Sukhinova: Miss World 2008 (Lots of Pics)

Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova Video

Here’s a video with Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova. The accent is undeniably fucking hawt. I think I heard her say she wanted to have sex with me in some coded format somewhere in the video but who can be bothered to fly to Russia to show her my bed skills?

This is the video everybody wanted to see – Sarah Palin is interviewed on a turkey farm while show off guy in the background is slaughtering turkeys. The blood is flowing and the guy is just staring at the camera as giant turkeys are being butchered. And Sarah Palin just talks and talks in the same exciting way she always does. Smile on her face is a given.

The interview was conducted by a local reporter from KTUU-TV in Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving but Triple D Farms worker obviously enjoyed promenading himself within camera’s point of view slaughtering one turkey after another by putting them head first into a grinder. The moron continuously stared at the camera like he was a fucking star of the show.

Sarah Palin got badly pranked by Canadian radio duo known as The Masked Avengers. Sébastien Trudel and Marc-Antoine Audette are well known pranksters who pranked many celebrities, politicians, billionaires and other famous people. This time they targeted running mate of Republican presidential candidate John McCain and it didn’t go well for Sarah Palin at all. She didn’t handle the ending well, when she was told that she’d just been pranked…

The Masked Avengers host Les Cerveaux de l’info – an afternoon program on CKOI-FM radio station in Montreal. Most of their pranks are in French, but when they prank an international celebrity, they switch to English. At this Sarah Palin prank, the Masked Avengers pretend to be French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

According to the Masked Avengers, getting to Sarah Palin was much easier than getting to let’s say Britney Spears. Their previous prank victims include Queen Elizabeth, Gilles Duceppe (Quebec nationalist), Bono from U2, Mick Jagger (The Rolling Stones), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Jacques Villeneuve (Formula 1 driver), and Donald Trump.

Will Farrell returned to SNL as George Bush and Tina Fey continued with her performance and Sarah Palin in a political satire served by the pathetic Saturday Night Live crew last night. Will Farrell is funny though. I like the guy. He’s the shit. He even impersonates George Bush’s speech really well.

This whole SNL is rather one sided. Have they done any Obama satire? He’s a walking joke, I’m surprised they’re reluctant to make fun of him. Maybe those rumors about him being an antichrist are true and everyone is scared shitless.

Tina Fey is ridiculously annoying as Sarah Palin, but so is Sarah Palin herself so I guess Tina simply has a tough job and has to remain annoying if she wants to portray that bitch. Overall this skit was rather pathetic and a big ass FAIL.

Sarah Palin shared the stage with Tina Fey during Saturday Night Live and it was both pathetic and watchable at the same time. I really can’t stand Sarah Palin talking and there isn’t much of them talking in the videos, which is a positive part. The negative part was try hard shit of the Saturday Night Live. Seriously, anyone actually finds that shit funny? They’re the biggest try hards on video since invention of Chocolate Rain. Chris Crocker is funnier in his video. But at least they didn’t let Sarah Palin talk much. She’s a trooper though for playing their stupid game, regardless of how lame it was.

The appearance of Marky Mark and Alec Baldwin during the opening sequence was particularly awkward and they’ve done terrible job playing their parts. Once again, I take it the Saturday Night Live peeps were attempting to put together funny shit but failed miserably. Sarah Palin did her part just right, but was dragged into their bullshit so she could only do this much. At least she didn’t get much time to talk.

That’s for the lame ass Sarah Palin Saturday Night Live Video above. The video below is even fucking worse. It was filmed as part of the Weekend Update. Amy Poehler was doing some rap shit and it was just painful to watch. i think Sarah Palin was just as embarrassed, not so much because the rap was sort of making fun of her, but because it was so lame and try hard. Saturday Night Live = FAIL!

Alaska Governor and Republican VP Sarah Palin has been subjected to any form of praise and mockery available to the man and now we have her naked. Bruce Elliott, owner of Old Town Ale House on the north side of Chicago oil-painted a four foot tall painting of Sarah Palin naked.

The painting portrays Sarah Palin naked standing on a polar bear skin inside a room, sporting an automatic rifle while still wearing her signature eye glasses and red high heels. Otherwise naked. Behind her is a large window overlooking snowy, mountainous terrain, similar to that found in Alaska. You can even see a moose outside the window.

Old Town Ale House is a bar that features about 200 paintings of bar regulars or Chicago locals often in sexually charged positions. To fit with the rest of the paintings, Sarah Palin was also depicted naked. The popularity of her painting grew very quickly and gets constantly photographed by bar goers, says co-owner Bruce Elliott, who painted all other pictures.

Bruce Elliott used his daughter, who works in the bar to pose as Sarah Palin. He says she’s a great impersonator of Alaska governor and can even pull her voice. Some people may find this shocking, but when Bruce Elliott was painting his daughter, she was posing for him naked. So the hot body of Sarah Palin in that painting is actually the body of Bruce Elliott’s daughter, a girl who works behind the bar. She says her father changed her diapers when she was little…