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Charlie Sheen, one of big time Hollywood celebrities has just been dragged to become part of Eliot Spitzer’s Scandal.

Emperor’s Club pimp came forth with new revelations regarding the most popular hooker in the world - $5000 an hour worth of ass called Kristen, real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

41 years old pimp Jason Itzler claims that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booked to polish the penis Charlie Sheen two years ago and she wasn’t the only one. Charlie Sheen paid for a threesome so Ashley Alexandra Dupre (at the time bearing hooker name “Victoria”) was joined by another hooker called Cheryl.

According to pimp Jason Itzler, Charlie Sheen paid $20 000 for his threesome and requested the girls be dressed as cheerleaders. Both prostitutes were ordered to chant his name during sex acts, which went something like this - ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’

Charlie Sheen is a beast in bed. He must have been taken to a football match one time too many as a kid. He probably had a crush on some hot cheerleader ass and never got his fantasies fulfilled so he ended up paying $20 grand to make up for that shit. And that whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre got to polish his dong while her hooker mate was jumping up and down like a monkey chanting Charlie’s name. How’s that for a mental picture.

Charlie Sheen also must have watched one too many cheap porn flicks and wished to be a director, cause he got his hookers to perform lesbian deeds while he pretended to be filming it.

Even though name of the hooker has not been known till today, after Eliot Spitzer’s scandal, the story of Charlie Sheen using hookers surfaced over 2 years ago. He admitted to using hookers, but denied the story as it was told. He’s such a sex beast.

Cyclist Floyd Landis won 2006 Tour De France championship but his victory was spoiled by the doping scandal after the tests showed that he used synthetic testosterone. Floyd Landis kept denying the use of performance enhancing drugs but he lost his 4 months long fight today after the results of the tests have been confirmed. What this all means for Floyd Landis, is that he loses his 2006 Tour De France title, and gets suspended for 2 years so he won’t be able to race in near future.

He still has a last resort and can appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sports. If he doesn’t appeal or is his appeal is denied, Floyd Landis will become the first case in the 105 years long history of Tour De France to lose the title because of a doping violation.