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Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Happy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:23:47 +0000

You know it’s coming, right? Tiger Woods Sex Tape will be on your computer screen very soon. I’m sure Tiger Woods’ agents are working round the clock to make sure any possible recordings of his Ambien Sex parties with countless mistresses are erased from the surface of the world, but so are the bounty hunters who realize there is a high price tag on Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Everyone know that if there is a Tiger Woods sex tape, it will be the most famous sex tape in existence and whoever gets to own it, will cash in like there’s no tomorrow. Hence the price for scoring one would be in multimillion dollar figures.

When it rains on Tiger Woods, it pours on Tiger Woods. The only thing worse than all current scandals that could happen to him is the actual Tiger Woods Sex Tape. But he needs to fear not. If the Tiger Woods sex tape does leak and makes it on the internet, he will likely lose some of his endorsements, but he can always make a new pact with Ambien and become their face. I’m sure their stock is already sky high and so are sales. If he actually smiled for their ads, the money would be pouring in. Screw Nike and their stupid shoes. Ambien Sex is where it’s at. Now let’s see some ugly skanks sucking on that Black/Asian cock of his. Let’s have some Tiger Woods sex tape.

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape with Sky Lopez

Happy — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:19:57 +0000

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape is just another sex tape on behalf of a fading star who longs for more media attention. Hobie Buchannon from Baywatch is now a grown up man and got himself video taped having sex with Sky Lopez.

As former porn star, Sky Lopez has enough experience getting her vagina drilled on camera, but for Jeremy Jackson this will be the first publically released Sex Tape. It appears as though Jeremy didn’t want the sex tape to go public, but claims that he was forced to hand it over after receiving threats by Sky Lopez’s thugs. That’s a new one, if you ask me. Celebrities always find the most ridiculous excuses to distance themselves from release of their sex tape, yet it’s all secretly organized by them with efforts to bring a spotlight back on their abandoned faces. Jeremy Jackson got a little bit more creative with his promotion for the release of the sex tape. It’s working.

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape will be hitting the internets shortly. I’m assuming we will hear from Jeremy Jackson soon after the official release. He’ll probably sue the company who released it to public to get more media attention. After that he will have a sex tape launch banquet with the company that released the sex tape and will invite all media partners to that Great Opening.

I know how celebrities operate, Jeremy Jackson. You ain’t fooling my ass. You could have at least picked a pussy we all haven’t seen yet. Nobody cares about overfucked Sky Lopez. Fucking noob!

Oh… I really could not help and had to post this pic of David Hasselhof:

Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib

Happy — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:51:17 +0000

Rejected attention whore with a landing strip on him chin aka Adnan Ghalib keeps popping up claiming there is Britney Spears Sex Tape with his failed ass – he’s got it and he’s not afraid to use it.

Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib was filmed in a hotel room in Mexico during one of their stays before Daddy Jamie Spears started to look after little Britney and sent Adnan Ghalib back where it belongs – to be a nobody. Attantion starved Adnan keeps popping up over and over, reminding everyone that he’s got a 2 hour worth of pink wig sporting Britney Spears Sex Tape but no bites. He shouldn’t be surprised. Even Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape got attention, but nobody wants to see his sleazy landing strip rubbing against Britney Spears’ shaven vagina.

Adnan Ghalib told Heat Magazine that he would sell the Britney Spears Sex Tape for the right price, but is “not interested in selling out any other details about Britney”. Haha, what a douche. He’s got no issues cashing out on moving images of Britney’s penis squeezer muscles, but he won’t sell out anything else. Get a life already, Adnan. Your gold digging efforts somewhat worked, but you still failed. You should have made her pregnant if you wanted to get yourself secured for the rest of your life. If you score something on sale of this Britney Spears Sex Tape, you’re gonna use it up in month, cuase you tasted high grade lifestyle and then was dropped like a rag doll, so you’re looking to make up for the drop. Your 5 minutes of fame is up. Now take your landing strip out of sight.

Kevin Blatt – Profile of a Sex Tape Promotions Broker

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:34:20 +0000

Kevin Blatt is a celebrity sex tape broker. His biggest achievement so far is One Night with Paris – the Paris Hilton sex tape deal he promoted, brokered and closed. He did a great job with it and made himself shit loads of money.

Now the name of Kevin Blatt is being spoken again, and again it’s in relation to sex tape promotions. And it’s another celebrity, this time around it’s the sex tape of Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me. And as it was with Paris Hilton sex tape, the promotion comes to Kevin Blatt itself.

Having Verne Troyer Sex Tape under his control, I can imagine what his reaction when he learned about the lawsuit Mini Me filed against TMZ. Kevin Blatt jumped right up in the air and screamed from the bottom of his lunges – “Fuck Yeah”! All the media are gonna pick the story up and talk about it, all bloggers are gonna talk about it, all forum boards are gonna have discussions about it and what does all that mean for him – another shit loads of money that he’s gonna make. His $100 000 worth of Verne Troyer sex tape is all of a sudden worth 10 times more. And he didn’t have to move his finger. What a lucky bastard, that Kevin Blatt.

Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:44:23 +0000

Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is suing TMZ for $20 Million after they’ve published a part of his Mini Me sex tape. This dude is determined to make it big in media. That’s the best PR for a sex tape since Amy Fisher Caught on Tape sex tape was released, where as Amy Fisher held a pre release party.

TMZ reported about it and since they are the ones who is being sued, they’ve got the first hand account of it. But read the God Damn report – towards the end it says that TMZ did not return phone calls. So TMZ is calling itself and doesn’t answer its own calls and writes it in the report about the lawsuit. How kick ass is that?

Anyway, why does this happen every time a sex tape is leaked. They all follow the same script – a celebrity sex tape is leaked, the celebrity files a lawsuit against the publisher, gets lots of publicity, people become well aware of it after there having been a mention of it on every portal, the sales go through the roof, lots of money is made and they share it when no one is looking. It;s not like I can’t tell. Each time a new sex tape hits the waves, they follow the same script. Verne Troyer ain’t no different. Step two has been taken – lawsuit against TMZ has been filed. Now they’re gonna hope for lots of media coverage… and hat’s gonna happen. It always does. Fuckers are bound to make crap loads of cash again. And even I myself am contributing to this shit. Fuck!

Source: TMZ

Mini-Me Sex Tape is HERE – Verne Troyer at his Best Movie Role Yet

admin — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:17:28 +0000

Are you excited? Mini-Me Sex Tape is here. I know, you can’t wait to see the size of that manhood and let me tell ya, is his dick is as big and as penetrative as his tongue, then let’s hope the camera had a wide fucking angle lens.

You know who Mini-Me form Austin Powers is, right? The little dwarfism dude who was a clone of Dr. Evil hence name Mini-Me. Yep, that character was played by Verne Troyer. And as it turns out, there is a Verne Troyer Sex tape out in the pool available to the highest bidder. Same douchebag who brokered Paris Hilton sex tape is brokering this one too. How inappropriate.

TMZ has a short video from the alleged sex tape but it doesn’t show any penis. And I could care less, but I know you fucking fags are all disappointed and shit. Hell, this is all we got so far, right? Don’t be mad at me just cause you wanted o beat off to Mini-Me’s peen for fuck sake. Keep it locked on Verne Troyer Sex Tape (Mini Me from Austin Powers) thread to stay in the know and you’ll know when the sex tape is available and where it is. Ya see, I know people. They now things. Geee, fucking dwarf and his penis…

Miley Cyrus Sex Tape Coming Soon

admin — Tue, 27 May 2008 02:46:45 +0000

Miley Cyrus sex tape will hit the net soon. I swear it will. This ho can’t wait to put her pussy all over the net. It’s coming just like every pedophile who jerks over her tease pics she loves posting so much.

In her undeniable desire to look admirable and be sexy like her grown up counterparts, child star Miley Cyrus once again posted pics in which she tries so hard to look hot. She pretends she’s taking off her top with her teeth to reveal that torso, but not too much cause she’s still underage. I have no doubt the sex tape is coming very soon, I just don’t know whether she’s gonna go to jail first, or to rehab or what else is going to come first. The bitch has lost it. Something big this way comes very soon… Mark my words.

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape from 40 Years Ago Surfaced

admin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:05:17 +0000

Everyone has a sex tape. Including famous people who have long been gone. Look at Marilyn Monroe’s Sex Tape for example. Now she is joined by one of the greatest guitarists of all times – Jimi Hendrix.

Vivid Entertainment, a well established adult entertainment company claims that they have acquired what appears to be Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape from 40 Years Ago. It features sex scene with 2 women and a man who is believed to be Jimi Hendrix. Even though his face is off the camera most of the time, there is a short shot when his face appears but the eyes are closed.

The full release of Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape will be 45 minutes, but the sex tape itself is only 11 minutes long. The rest will feature interviews and shots from Jimi Hendrix’s career.

Ney York Times claims the tape was around for a while, but no one had the balls to step up and make it publicly known that there is a Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape, because according to them it’s not certain whether it really is Jimi Hendrix. Vivid however claim they have done their due diligent and are sure it is Jimi Hendrix who appears in the video. Vivid hired private investigators to track down the truth. The identity of two brunettes appearing in the sex tape is unknown.

The tape was part of “Black Man” box with assorted rock-star memorabilia and was purchased at the auction in London. Women who had sex with Jimi Hendrix have been approached to take a look at the sex tape and offer their input on whether it’s really him or not, but while some of them swore they recognized his bode and assured everyone it was Jimi Hendrix, other’s denied the claim and said this was not him. Fans of Jimi Hendrix are also skeptical because the jewelry a man in the video is wearing is unlike anything Jimi Hendrix was known to wear.

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Are Fucking (proof)

admin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:22:59 +0000

Here’s the video as the undisputed proof that Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Are Fucking each other. The video comes form Jimmy Kimmel Show so it must be true, right? Let’s hope there’s gonna be a Hillary Clinton fucking Barack Obama sex tape soon. Maybe a blowjob, maybe anal sex, I wander where Hillary is gonna take the cum shot? We should have a betting poll. Where do you think Obama likes to cum when fucking Hillary and where do you think senator Clinton likes to take it when getting fucked by senator Obama?

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Tiger Woods Sex Tape

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Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape with Sky Lopez

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Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib

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Kevin Blatt – Profile of a Sex Tape Promotions Broker

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Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

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Mini-Me Sex Tape is HERE – Verne Troyer at his Best Movie Role Yet

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Miley Cyrus Sex Tape Coming Soon

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape from 40 Years Ago Surfaced

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Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Are Fucking (proof)

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