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Tamara Mellon and her Plastic Surgery

Happy — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:17:22 +0000

Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

Rachel Uchitel Pictures – Tiger Woods Mistress

Happy — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:50:17 +0000

Everybody wants to see Rachel Uchitel Pictures, and I won’t deny it… myself included. I’m a grumpy old man who gets off on fluffing crap on everyone famous, but I have had undeniable respect for Tiger Woods and his… what appeared to be a perfect life. I was kind of surprised when scandal around his persona surfaced but at the same time I was not. That’s because the scandal bore the title Tiger Woods Mistress.

Everything seemed to be so perfect in Tiger Woods’ life that I could not think of anything that could have gone better for him. He has a beautiful family, Scandinavian model Elin Nordegren is a wife to die for, and let’s not forget that he’s one of the most celebrated sports figures of all time and the best paid one too. Yet something was missing in Tiger Woods’ life. And that’s probably where mistress needed to step in. And what best way to fill in the need for a successful person to get a spank than by a wannabe gold digger. Enter Rachel Uchitel.

There has been way too much buzz around Tiger Woods and then some more. Yesterday accident and gold club through the window was just a cherry on top, but let’s focus on Rachel Uchitel and her pictures. Look at the gallery below. WTF is wrong with Tiger Woods. Why do all these rich and famous people go for the ugly and skanky sluts? Why not pick a cute girl next door? Rachel Uchitel is fucking nasty and so plastic it makes me wanna puke dildos. Duh!

Gallery of Rachel Uchitel Pictures aka Tiger Woods Mistress is below:

Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

Happy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:02:15 +0000

There was nothing wrong with Amy Winehouse and her breasts prior to the silicone stuffings. There was plenty of wrong with her, but her breasts were fine. Why she decided to go under the scalpel of a plastic surgeon and have her titties mutilated with implants is beyond me. Now Amy Winehouse is the same ranks of other breast implants skanks like Shauna Sand and the such. Horrendous. Each time I see photos of Amy Winehouse and her new implants, is makes the cockroaches in my walls squeal.

According to reports, Amy Winehouse spent $6000 for her breast implants and allegedly it as in efforts to regain her pre-drug abuse curvy body. Hmmm, can’t say she’s achieved. Furthermore, putting silicones in your breasts will not rid you of the looks of former drug junkie. It’s crazy how women can lose a lot of their bust by succumbing to drugs and alcohol.

Gallery of Amy Winehouse breast implant photos is below. Truly sad:

Gloria Feldt – The Only Feminist I Would Bone

Happy — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:55:15 +0000

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits – Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

Jodie Marsh Party Pics

admin — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:45:00 +0000

Well, there’s only one, but her boobs are so gross, I had to post it. Everybody’s favorite silicone tits aka Jodie Marsh brought her plastic breast surgery to some dude’s party in exchange for free booze and partied it out like a rock star. We all have our ways to join fun, Jodie Marsh pathed her way with her grossly oversized fake boobs.

Seriously, don’t sneeze too loud or those things are going to burst up and the silicone will land right on your face. Actually that would be worth it. I’d go to that party. I’d be pretending I’m popping balloons when the lights go bright at the end of all fun and pop one of her boobs to explode in my face. I’d walk around with it for weeks. I wouldn’t even shower and would tell everybody I got Jodie Marsh’s tits all over my face. Damn hot.

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Tamara Mellon and her Plastic Surgery

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Rachel Uchitel Pictures – Tiger Woods Mistress

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Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

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