Beer Steak Bullshit

Following massive international coverage, both US and Argentinean media have been on a hunt for actual photos and videos of Maria Belen Chapur, the mistress of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and the hunt resulted in… SUCCESS. High Five. Above is the actual photo of Maria Belen Chapur. Argentinean TV has been able to trace down the fact that at some point in her life, Maria Belen Chapur had worked as TV producer and reporter. She got around from an early age.

In a video statement for Buenos Aires’ TV channel C5N Maria Belen Chapur admitted that she had an affair with South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (who wouldn’t?) and said that romantic emails which leaked on the internet were private and were stolen from her computer by a hacker. A hacker story never fails. It’s the most overused and most ridiculous excuse ever. If you reach the end with excuses, you can always say that your computer was hacked – case closed.

Meanwhile, unlike the pledge he made during the press conference, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is refusing to step down until his term is over. He said that he’s determined to work hard in order to fix his public and personal image. LOL, Governor… what the hell are you talking about? You have been going to Argentina to have your balls sucked on by mistress Maria Belen Chapur. You have disappeared for 5 days and told everyone you went hiking along the Appalachian Trail. You’re full of poop, you don’t appreciate your family and you lie. What exactly are you intending to do to fix your public and family image? I don’t think your wife Jenny Sanford can be any more publically embarrassed than by being internationally known as a wife of a cheater. Your sons are probably exposed to the same type of mockery. You got a long way to go if you want to fix that public image. Mistress from Argentina? Geeeee! Keep in mind that when Governor Eliot Spitzer got involved with filthy hooker, the affair brought him down. The only bitch who went up was the filthy hooker herself – Ashley Alexandra Dupre is still riding the cock of infamy that made her famous after the affair exploded in public.

Video of Maria Belen Chapur as broadcast by Argentinean C5N is below. That’s the real deal Maria Belen Chapur who was massaging Mark Sanford’s prostate with her 4 inch tongue.

The story of Mark Sanford’s Affair with Argentinean mistress is becoming weirder. Previously, Beer Steak was the only independent news source that correctly identified the reasons behind the disappearance of South Carolina Governor. Today, the name of a hooker from Buenos Aires, Argentina for whom Mark Sanford ruined his well set in place life for. Her name is Maria Belen Shapur.

Who the Eff is Maria Belen Shapur?

First of all, Maria Belen Shapur (sometimes spelled as Maria Belen Chapur) is 43 year old. What the hell? I can’t wrap my head around it – what the hell was Mark Sanford thinking? He was a governor of South Carolina. A career made in heaven. He had a wife – Jenny Sanford who comes from a family of millionaires, owners or power tool company Skil. He had everything vast majority of people could only dream of and will never achieve in their entire lives. Why mess with a mess of a hooker from Argentina? Maria Belen Shapur is effing 43 year old. Don’t they have professional hookers who take your money and leave in South Carolina? If Mark Sanford desired some extraordinary services, something that his wife Jenny Sanford would not do, he could always pay the likes of filthy whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre, get a little ass spanking from this type of hooker mistress and be done with it for a few hundred dollars. What is he left with now? A nasty mistress from Argentina? WTF? Give me your life, Mark Sanford and I’ll never touch any Maria Belen Shapur. I’d never touch her now and I have no life. Why did you get involved with likes of Maria Belen Shapur being who you are? BTW, when I said “Give me your life, Mark Sanford” I meant “ex life”, life when you were a governor making shit loads of money with a wife whose family is loaded beyond words. Damn dude, what were you thinking?

Maria Belen Shapur works for a multinational agricultural company Bunge y Born. She has two sons (that’s a whole lotta sons, governor Mark Sanford has four). Maria Belen Shapur lives in Buenos Aires, near the zoo in prestigious Palermo District. Her apartment is on the 14th floor. No wonder she lives in poshy area getting sponsorship money from her boy pet Governor of South Carolina.

The photo above allegedly pictures that mistress Maria Belen Shapur. I don’t get it. She’s supposed to be 43 year old. Either that photo was taken before she was all wrinkly with saggy tits, or that’s not her. I’m betting on the latter. I don’t trust any Argentinean mistress to look this hawt.

Hands down, Maria Belen Shapur ranks at the top of the list of the most successful gold diggers of all times. What’s Mark Sanford going to do now? Move to Argentina and pay “protection money” to the mafia in Buenos Aires? Unreal!

I hate to be the one to say that but… I told you. When peculiar disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford came to a closing by his re-appearance yesterday, I suspected right away that we should check which high politician hooker has governor semen on her hands. Was I right? Hellz yeah I was. And kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for stepping up and admitting to an affair on his own. The video from a press conference where he confessed to an affair with a cum eater from Argentina is above, check it out. I like the guy.

The only beef I have with Governor Mark Sanford is that he had an affair with a hooker from Argentina? What is he insane. Could he not go for something cuter, like Thailand or Slovakia? Argentina screams filth at me from across the room. I hope she took it in the ass, Governor, otherwise you have effed up your career and family for a ho who doesn’t even do anal (aka waste of time).

The video from the press conference is a bit long. Mark Sanford does lay it out, but it takes him forever. He goes on and on apologizing and then apologizing some more and listing all the people he let down and the press conference just keeps going and going. Dude, should have saved us some time and lay it out straight – Sorry folks, I fucked up. I had an affair with a hooker from Argentina, I regret it and will resign to leave with my stupidity. Stupid ho wasn’t even worth it. Sorry! – end of press conference.

Big controversy in South Carolina – Mark Sanford, the Republican governor disappeared and nobody knew where he was. He was last seen by his wife Jenny Sanford, who said Mark Sanford took off in a black SUV last Thursday and there’s been no word from him since. They know how to rock and roll in South Carolina.

Jenny Sanford told the Associated Press that her husband Mark Sanford wrote a nite that he wanted to get away from the kids and have a little space for himself. When asked about his disappearance, the spokes person for the governor’s office said that South Carolina Governor was “taking some time away from the office”.

Mark Sanford was unreachable on either of his cell phones – a personal one and a state issued one. After 4 days of not having heard from him, the case of South Carolina Governor’s disappearance has started to turn peculiar. But it was all needless.

Mark Sanford’s communication director Joel Sawyer told the press today that the governor will be returning to his office tomorrow. What an anticlimactic end to a mysterious case of vanished state official. The word is that the governor spent his time hiking along the Appalachian Trail and when he called to check in with his chief of staff, he was shocked to hear that his little trip attracted so much interest. Joel Sawyer said that: “It would be fair to say the governor was somewhat taken aback by all of the interest this trip has gotten,”

I say: “It would be fair to check whether Ashley Alexandra Dupre or other governor facilitator has gone missing at the same time”

Photo of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford by Getty Images