Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember kids – Gingers Have Souls. I would never make fun of ginger people because red head girls are so effin hot only Japanese cutely moaning softballs can beat them. But this boy went a bit overboard with his ginger rant. I do understand he’s irked over a line in South Park, but that’s South Park. Their show is based on being offensive. They intentionally say things to offend because that gets people talking and talking people keep their ratings high. Gingers do have souls – no question about it, but why mix Christianity into it. And can Christians use the F word so readily? I’m all in support of ginger people, but he needs to work on his soul. Otherwise I give him the thumbs up and will confirm that gingers have souls. And BTW – I’m not ginger.

I scarcely ever watch American Idol, but Lisa Lampenelli makes me want to get into it again. That chick’s the tits. Jay Leno had Simon Cowell as guest on his show and added Lisa Lampenelli to the mix later on, who totally stole the show. The woman’s insane, just the way I like it. She basically did not shut her yap and kept spewing funniest shite I’ve seen in a long time.

I particularly liked at the beginning when she took a breath and unleashed her ode to hot piece Simon Cowell. Quoting Lisa Lampenelli:

“Why do people watch American Idol? Simon Cowell! Am I right folks? Please! Who are they going to watch? Randy Jackson? Please… that fat bastard. He looks like the chef from South Park. And that Paula Abdul… OMG – everybody’s good, everybody’s good. Bitch, pick the three guys you wanna bang this season, tell the rest they stink.”

How can you not like that woman. She’s hilarious and very witty. Added great amount of energy to otherwise mundane Jay Leno show. Video worth watching, check it out.

Last night’s South Park episode was dedicated to Britney Spears‘ phenomenon. Paps took a picture of Britney pissing on a lady bug and media made it a major story, cutting off Barack Obama’s speech. To escape ever watching paparazzi, Britney Spears goes to South Park where she stays in a local hotel.

Having heard the story of a guy who cashed in $100k for his footage of Britney Spears pissing on a lady bug, the South Park boys are determined to take pictures of the pop star and collect on it big time.

They get through the security guard by telling him that they are Brit’s kids, he let’s Brit know her kids came to visit her, but when she sees it’s not her kids, she realizes she can not escape attention, takes a shotgun and blows her head off.

Britney Spears is taken to a hospital with her head blown off, the media are all over it. However they focus on a fact that she has a plastic surgery scar on her boob without noticing that she’s missing her head.

When Britney goes to perform at music awards, the same thing happens – no mention that Britney Spears has no head, just that she’s fat and has a camel toe. So the South Park boys take on a mission to help poor lass out by taking her to the North Pole (South Park, North Pole…).

North Pole is no safe heaven for Britney as the paparazzi follow them there and make it clear that there is no stopping until she’s dead. When Britney Spears eventually dies, the truth is revealed that her pursuit is in fact a mission to sacrifice her in order for there to be a good harvest. Once Britney is dead, people turn their focus on next celebrity to sacrifice – Miley Cirus.

I kind of like that there is a message behind this South park episode. It was still South Park funny, but it also had a point and was well executed. The video is above, but it’s a full episode so it’s over 20 minutes long. Enjoy