Beer Steak Bullshit

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal likes his balls. When a crazed fan somehow made it through the security and onto the US Open court, Rafael Nadal got a kiss he first avoided, but then the itch in his balls won out and a desire for some more man on man kissing became prevalent. Actually, while Rafael Nadal is quite possibly gay, the gay alert of the day did not go all the way to the red because Rafa is simply this cool. Being Spanish, he always stands by his fans and tells the security to leave them alone. If it was some American player who got gay kissed, US Open would get sued and gay fan prosecuted. That’s how we rock in North America.

Gay alert video of the day with Rafael Nadal getting a gay itch after a male fan kissed him at the US Open is below. Put your gay specs on:

Priceless quote by Samuel L. Jackson aka Jules Winnfield in Quentin Tarantino’s unforgettable flick Pulp Fiction – “Spanglish Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?” – at least this is what Jules would say if he was up to par with new ad lingo. Spanglish is in. If you don’t speak Spanglish, you’ll be asked to describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like. Does he look like a bitch?

Your guess is right. Even if you’ve never heard of term “Spanglish”, you know exactly what it is. Spanglish is here, because some people don’t just suck, they suck in two languages. It’s like wiggers – you combine apples and oranges to create a fusion that’s for retards and next thing you know, it becomes a fad, it becomes standard, it becomes part of your life.

Spanglish is not anything that was invented yesterday. It’s been here for as long as retards have been here – which is a long ass time, sport. You can hear it in most places around the US, because Spanish is widely spread, especially in southern parts of the country and more and more Latino immigrants flood the country on a daily basis.

What it all means to you is… you better start learning to speak Spanglish. Because with massive influx of Spanish speaking immigrants, you will soon be dumbfolded if you can’t speak it. Spanglish is gonna become widely spoken all over the place and before you realize, someone will point a gun at you and say – Spanglish Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?