Looks like despite financial troubles and rumors that once popular men’s magazine will shut its production, Playboy still employs world’s finest photoshop artists. That’s not to say that Heidi Montag looks spectacular on the cover of Playboy, but guy has got to give those retoucher props on doing an amazing job. I’m assuming her puppy Spencer Pratt was around to help apply the mud on her skin. I mean, chicks like Heidi Montag don’t get touched by mere mortals. It takes a douche the ranks of Spencer Pratt to get Heidi Montag all dirtied up and then put clean, white bikini on top of that shite.
The Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic was revealed by none other but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt themselves at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in Los Angeles. Funny thing is, Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she worked out hard to get the body worthy of playboy cover. LMFAO – this bullshit will work on just about anyone but me. Stupid ho think I don’t understand the magics of Photoshop and how skilled Playboy retouchers are with it? Dude, get your blond hair straight… if ever pre doctored pictures leak, I will be the first to point my finger and laugh out loud.
Congrats to Heidi Montag. Playboy with her on the cover comes out right on her birthday – August 14.
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- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Showing Off Playboy Cover Pic
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- Heidi Montag Holding Playboy Issue with Herself on the Cover
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- Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic
Lame joke, I know. Give me a break though. It’s Thursday, I have the right to be slow and lame today. Anyway – Heidi Montag went out grocery shopping with Spencer Pratt, paps were around and Heidi felt the need to show off her giant melons. Maybe she’s shopping around for her next breast implants and decided watermelons would be better than silicone.
Heidi Montag ranked as #36 hottest female on the Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list for 2008. Maybe she’s trying to improve her ranking or something. Not like giant melons are going to do the job or anything.
To get you all barfed up, below is the video from HeidiMontag.com which is supposed to be her latest song titled “Overdosing” and you better have a vomit bag at the ready cause that shit is a serious bile upsetter. Just fucking terrible. Heidi Montag = FAIL!
