There is plain and simple too much pressure on Susan Boyle. Susan is literally Boyle-ing over and it’s starting to take its toll. Within the span of last week, the most popular Scottish woman exploded in a series of fuck filled tirades, dropping F-Bombs here and there in outbursts of rage. Susan needs to get herself a publicist who would cover out for her flip outs and make it look like she’s a victim, because she really is, in this case. Unlike seasoned celebrities who are simply too spoiled and like the spotlight, Susan Boyle’s world has turned upside down overnight. No one could handle that with grace.
The pressure escalated yesterday when couple of punks decided to poke fun at Susan Boyle while she was in the lobby of North London’s Wembley Plaza Hotel. Susan flipped out and yelled: “How fucking dare you! You can’t fucking talk to me like that.” The police were present and intervened by asking Susan if there was a problem. Susan responded with style by saying: “Of course there’s a fucking problem.”
Reports from Britain also say that Susan Boyle flipped out in another fuck filled tirade as she was watching Britain’s Got Talent and judge Piers Morgan gave praise to fellow Britain’s Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jafargholi, calling it the best pound for pound singing performance. Susan watched it in the lobby of a hotel with other people present, flipped the fuck out, dropped the F-Bomb, did a hip wiggle, took a U-Turn and darted off.
Susan Boyle became the most popular person on the internet for a few days. The video of her audition to Britain’s Got Talent remains the most watched video on YouTube. At 48, this is all she could ever wish for. She can taste fame, she can taste popularity, she’s got it all within reach but there are still obstacles, it seems. There are other talented people, there are also people who (for whatever reason) may not like her or her singing and that puts way too much pressure on her. She knows she must win Britain’s Got Talent. She can’t otherwise. but that forces her to feel stressed out and that’s why her second round (semifinals) performance wasn’t as flawless as her audition.
Susan Boyle definitely has talent and deserves to win Britain’s Got Talent and embark on a path to being a famous singer, just the way Elaine Paige, her idol is. But so much depends on it, she’s stressed out and under pressure she’s never known. It results in not so stellar singing and flip outs with frequent F-Bombs. Mind you, F-Bombs in Scottish must sound pretty hot. If I married Susan Boyle, I’d ask her to unleash the most ruthless fuck tirade with the rawest Scottish accent she can pull off while I’m pounding her doggy style. Good times.
Susan Boyle stepped on the stage of Britain’s Got Talent for the second time to follow up on undisputed success her first performance delivered. Second round video shows Susan Boyle having shaky start missing several notes but she soon caught on and then it was stellar. Even though she stated that she was not nervous at all, she must have been. There was tremendous pressure on her shoulders after having become such a massive celebrity overnight. To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Susan Boyle won the semi finals. People clearly realized that despite the “cool cat” surface, there’s a lot of pressure underneath which affected the singing a little, and gave Susan Boyle their semi final vote.
I didn’t think the choice of song – Memory from musical Cats was very good. It’s an approved song that everybody knows which can be a good thing or a bad thing. In this case I think it was a bad thing. Her performance of I Dreamed a Dream had much bigger impact because it is not as well known a song, yet it’s equally powerful. I think Susan Boyle is too focused on being a Elaine Paige copycat and sings every song Elaine does. Susan needs to start being herself and forget about Elaine Paige. She can sweep her off the table with the back of her hand, but must start pacing her own way.
Be the judge yourself. Was the second round performance of Susan Boyle disappointing? Did you expect more? Yes, everyone thought Susan Boyle was perfect. She proved to us that she’s human just as everybody else is. Blackburn in Scotland is not second Vatican yet. But even through imperfections, Susan Boyle is an amazing singer and her semi finals singing is the proof of that. Albeit, not the beginning of it. Video is below:
Source (including image): Daily Mail UK
Susan Boyle, the most amazing woman in the world has been on the Oprah Winfrey Show who asked her about a make-over and the fame that was bestowed upon her over night. The video from the show including full interview and a segment about Susan is below. It’s awesome how Oprah Winfrey’s team added subtitles to Susan’s speech. Obviously they were concerned that North American audiences would not understand her Scottish accent. I was in Scotland few years ago (Edinburgh is phenomenal in August for Fringe Festival) and having experienced it like that, I actually don’t find Susan Boyle all that bad. I actually can occasionally understand her.
So what did Susan Boyle tell Oprah Winfrey after she was asked if she enjoyed the fame that her performance at Britain’s Got Talent brought upon her? Susan Boyle said she loved it. She enjoys it, even though it’s rather overwhelming. Even her cat Pebbles gets fan mail. Despite all the popularity, Susan still keeps it down to Earth and didn’t go overboard with any of her statements on the Oprah Winfrey Show. She’s ready to take on other Britain’s Got Talent contestants many of whom she thinks are very talented (not sure if she was talking about Greg Pritchard).
Overall I think Susan Boyle kicks ass. As Simon Cowell (was on Oprah too) confirmed, Susan Boyle has the whole world behind her. And with over 100 million YouTube views that the video of her performance got, it is expected that the semi final of Britain’s Got Talent will be the most watched broadcast ever. You got my cheers, Susan Boyle. Even though I must say I find Oprah Winfrey extremely irritating. Is this what each of her shows look like? Cause she’s making me want to stab baby bunnies in the eyes.
Video of Susan Boyle on Oprah co hosted by Simon Cowell is below:
Britain’s got it. Just when it seemed there could be no bigger surprise at Britain’s Got Talent than Susan Boyle an emo twink by the name of Greg Pritchard took the stage. The hair Greg Pritchard would make you want to cut yourself, but the real magic doesn’t start until he begins to sing Nessun Dorma. Yes, it’s the same Nessun Dorma that Paul Potts blew everyone away with. But wait until you hear the emo twink rendition of it by Greg Pritchard. It’s make your ass cheeks excrete with lube and sudden desire for man cock will invade your brain. You’ll be surrounded in all the colors of the rainbow and unicorns will pounce around as you rub your chest with your nail-polished fingers. Awww…
When Greg Pritchard talks, he sounds like your friendly neighborhood twink. Just a regular male homosexual who minds his own dildo in the ass. A guy who used to be laughed at at the high school by small dick losers in white baseball hats. Well, they laughed because they didn’t know what has only become clear now after his performance on Britain’s Got Talent. Greg Pritchard has a vagina. During his best emo years, he was cutting himself so badly, at one point he cut out his testicules. It tweaked his voice to sound like a 5′1″ 75 pound girl but he didn’t stop there. He kept carving on his genitals until he carved himself a vagina where his penis used to be. That gave him his angelic voice.
Without further ado, I bring you the queen of rainbow heaven – Greg Pritchard as seen on Britain’s Got Talent immortalizing Nessun Dorma. Male opera singing will never be the same again. It has been changed forever. Put name Greg Pritchard in all music books. Check out the mesmerizing video below:
Susan Boyle, 47 year old woman from but-eff nowhere, Scotland took the world by the storm when she performed on Britain’s Got Talent. Having become an international celebrity virtually overnight with massive support of the internet community, it comes as no surprise that eyes of the paparazzi and all major media player are affixed on Susan Boyle and trace her every step. And Susan Boyle shocks us sporting brand new look.
I was a big supporter of Susan Boyle and was a little bit disappointed to find out that she was lying about being a virgin and never being kissed. It kind of turned me off, however it changes nothing on the fact that she’s the finest female voice since Sinead O’Connor. Obviously, Susan Boyle is getting used to massive media attention and is adjusting to it with new looks. Plucking up her eyebrows recently was the beginning and now look at the photo above – that’s a whole new way to look slimmer and younger. Not sure if that new look is good or bad. Myself as well as all of the blogosphere supported the underdog Susan Boyle who looked as your typical stove side mom from Scotland. Now she looks like businesswoman from headquarters of the insurance company.
I will continue to support Susan Boyle. Despite the makeover. I’m sure she’s still the same crazy lady with the voice of an angel. She just needed a new look for her own sake. Perhaps she saw herself on TV and got too self conscious and needed her own self confidence boost now that she knows she’s been seen all over the world. She may not have realized how popular she would become so she didn’t pay much attention to the way she looked. That’s one of the things that won our hearts, but I do appreciate that she needed to do this for herself. The voice is still there, it ain’t going anywhere. Next time Susan Boyle sings she’s gonna get our jaws dropped the same way as when she did I Dreamed a Dream.
